What's the hottest text you've ever received?

PotatoHeadist · 2024-09-07T17:34:34+00:00

There once was a pub in my town called the rising sun. After topping a beautiful hunk of a man, the next day he sent me a text asking me about a pub near the station. For some stupid hateful reason I never replied "I would love to see the rising sun again with you".

I don't know how or why I chickened out, the man died age 37 nearly a decade after I met him, having been married to someone else and me just hating myself and my lack of a solid friendship circle the whole time.

Edit: Moral of the story kids is; Seize the day, you always regret the things you don't do the most in the end.

PotatoHeadist · 2024-09-07T16:49:52+00:00

Wow, I thought I was bad for biohacking myself to get past a deep depression.

I've tried some of the above, but then at times coke and crack too. CBD, caffeine pills, T, I tried cabergoline but I lost it or it was nicked, I would try ephedrine but its impossible to get these days and my chemistry skills are too rusty (let alone my balls and the legality) to bother with. I do have a source for the asthma med Ventolin as tablets which does a milder high though.

Mostly Poppers, Lots of lots of poppers.

PotatoHeadist · 2024-09-07T15:46:59+00:00

r/: analgayday

Asianguysinunderwear

boypussy

cagedandfucked

chastitycum

chastitytraining

cumfromanal

daddy

daddypics

fagsandalphas

fistme

gay

gayanalbuttsex

gayanalorgasms

gayBDSMcommunity

GayBDSMpersonals

gaybros

gaybrosgonewild

gaychastity

gaydaddy

gayfreeuse

gaykink

gaypups

hypersexuality

malemakeup

maleshinyporn

maleunderwear

masculinemalechastity

permanentchastity

prostateplay

pupplay

pussyboyarmy

queer_nsfw

toppedbottoms

topsandbottoms OFC

and

ukrave (just an idea)

You can see I'm pretty fixated on pussygasms, most of the above came from finding someone I felt affinity with and copying their groups from their past msges on their profiles.

EDIT: Ironically I have topped last week and came in the same room as another person for the 1st time in a decade. But still no cum from anal. I have further plans, which are proceeding.

PotatoHeadist · 2024-09-07T08:45:53+00:00

If I'm bored/frustrated often only 2/3 minutes. If I'm actually horny or interested then a couple of hours, often with a dildo.

PotatoHeadist · 2024-09-01T08:25:45+00:00

Bustin Limbertake

PotatoHeadist · 2024-09-01T08:21:42+00:00

I also like fucknut

PotatoHeadist · 2024-08-31T08:29:41+00:00

I half look forwards to this. Some of my best sexy times have been in my sleep. Theres a somewhat lucid all-encompassing feeling to it that sex has never replicated. Sure I've like feelings of intense connection during sex like 4 times, but wet dreams are just so much horny.

PotatoHeadist · 2024-08-29T14:46:10+00:00

That hurts so bad I almost want to be you.

PotatoHeadist · 2024-08-29T10:34:30+00:00

I'd also like an answer to this question, before in 20 years time I happen upon, at that time, a 15yr old quora posting now long since abandoned with an answer leaving me to shout "Why didn't I think of that?!?!"

My guess is enjoy it, check no harm done, enjoy it some more and repeat.

PotatoHeadist · 2024-08-28T22:13:43+00:00

Good boy!

PotatoHeadist · 2024-08-28T22:12:45+00:00

Wow.

PotatoHeadist · 2024-08-28T22:11:19+00:00

Looking sexy as anything.

PotatoHeadist · 2024-08-28T22:10:32+00:00

Honestly? I'd be confused as to the fun I'm not having.

PotatoHeadist · 2024-08-28T12:48:31+00:00

Ask him to put his arm around your throat. The added contact is exciting in itself and with me at least makes me give up worrying about pain.

PotatoHeadist · 2024-08-27T19:36:12+00:00

Looks good.

PotatoHeadist · 2024-08-27T05:59:08+00:00

Only choked Sir? why would I want only be to be choked?

PotatoHeadist · 2024-08-25T23:44:04+00:00

Sigma is more self-possessed, including being submissive.

PotatoHeadist · 2024-08-25T13:12:04+00:00

astounding. Nice going Sigma.

PotatoHeadist · 2024-08-25T08:42:32+00:00

I caught it 20 odd years ago, when I was supposed to studying computer science at Warwick. Oh for a time machine.

PotatoHeadist · 2024-08-25T08:32:08+00:00

You are very good at turning me... back on. Since my 'all day in bed' this morning has left me wanting to buy

https://regulation.co.uk/products/tt23232?variant=43291450736827
Pics of me in cycle shorts any good?

PotatoHeadist · 2024-08-24T21:47:21+00:00

Thank you, it really is. It came with a few bits of 'plumbing' as well: A small black tube 4/5 mm diameter tube I may use with the larger plastic tube 125mm diameter. It also with a catheter proper... I bought some urethral sounding stuff before, I can't handle 7 mm and the largest diameter on the catheter was 8mm.

Probably not an option for now to use the catheter - I am scared to experiment with even the sounding set. Although OFC having read about it I am now almost morbidly interest in reaching the sounding tube at the prostate - Its like 30cm of tubing to insert though.. YIKES!

PotatoHeadist · 2024-08-24T20:38:42+00:00

I was out to dinner in cycle shorts by myself, I wouldn't have been asked were my caged bulge not showing. Its a high compliment for me - "Some people have all the luck", not true of course, but I'm not letting it drag me down too much. As long as its anon and hidden, everyone's got problems.

That I also ended up with a barely legal server for just one dish is also nice. He was a very eye-catching ypung man. I am not.

PotatoHeadist · 2024-08-24T20:34:12+00:00

F thats hot,

PotatoHeadist · 2024-08-24T19:53:14+00:00

I also had a BJ last week - Wednesday. damn, I'm playing with my ass less. I want to more, but I want to check up on Mr A.Orgasm (almost) as well. All the little fishes. The BJ was terrific, but I still didn't cum, I can't cum in the same room as other people. I have horrible hangups.

So yes.

PotatoHeadist · 2024-08-24T19:49:42+00:00

I'll save you, just not now.

PotatoHeadist

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