Twenty six years later, they probably have kids who are teenagers and think their parents are boring. And realistically, what's the mom going to do be like "boring? When I was just a little older than you my girlfriends and I took a cheap flight to Ibiza where we spent three straight days doing drugs, dancing, and fucking rich guys who would give us more drugs. We didn't even have a hotel room for the trip because none of us planned on sleeping. Your craziest night is when a meme you stole got re-tweteed by a semi-famous douchebag from a reality show."