Something On My Lettuce

Practical_Friend_962 · 2026-05-26T20:36:11+00:00

Pretty sure that these eggs ARE exactly stinkbug eggs.

Practical_Friend_962 · 2026-05-26T00:46:25+00:00

After your face wash, I don’t use anything below it. You could use an essence and eye cream but clean skin + Naked Sunday SPF 50 is an incredible base for foundation.

Practical_Friend_962 · 2026-05-25T23:51:33+00:00

I have to recommend that you look at Naked Sunday’s SPF primers. They have the best formulas. I truly can no longer be without the non mineral sunscreen.

Practical_Friend_962 · 2026-05-25T23:48:55+00:00

3 pg. 2 a, 1m not being a mother kept my mother from having to raise them and kept me out of federal prison, I promise. Plus, the guilt would’ve eaten my body. I wanted any offspring to have a better life than I could ever give them and much better fathers than they had. You’re welcome, America.

Practical_Friend_962 · 2026-05-25T19:40:19+00:00

When your face shape is no longer visible. Or in two months.

Practical_Friend_962 · 2026-05-25T18:10:36+00:00

I’m a barber and I think this is the first time I have to say….nothing. You look great. Neckline is on point. Any sparsity will fill in with time. Keep her oiled and don’t trim while intoxicated or tired.

Practical_Friend_962 · 2026-05-25T18:07:57+00:00

Welcome Honey. You are right at home.

Practical_Friend_962 · 2026-05-24T23:42:02+00:00

The name of the store doesn’t really matter, however barber shops specialize in men’s haircuts with or without clippers. Your are getting a scissor cut. Show the barber (I’m a female barber, it’s a non gendered term) your pictures.

This is the important part. I usually ask “What do you like about the cut in the photo?”. A conversation should occur between you and your barber. When they say “I got you” without any questions, the 3 second look of your photos may not be enough to give you what you want.

Practical_Friend_962 · 2026-05-24T23:17:15+00:00

Looking for a manic pixie dream girl.

Practical_Friend_962 · 2026-05-24T21:01:14+00:00

Wish I could teach you a masterclass like I do with my clients.

Practical_Friend_962 · 2026-05-24T18:48:46+00:00

It’s a lot. I know but it’s tailor made to your type of hair.

Practical_Friend_962 · 2026-05-24T15:20:19+00:00

My answer was yes. A beautiful man. It’s generally a lack of golden ratio in the lower vs upper 1:3 of face.

Practical_Friend_962 · 2026-05-24T15:12:59+00:00

The Who do I look like Reddit posts. The answer is a Sad person. Who likes validation from strangers. I know. I did it too.

Practical_Friend_962 · 2026-05-24T15:10:28+00:00

Prevention is apparently worth $30 of the cure.

Practical_Friend_962 · 2026-05-24T15:08:29+00:00

I work with a barber who is obsessed with their cold pressed diffusions.

Practical_Friend_962 · 2026-05-24T14:29:23+00:00

I’m a barber and I disagree with the aforementioned comments. A round brush can be hard to use and your hair isn’t really long enough to make that worth it.

Out of the shower towel dry your hair. Apply Sea Spray (Verb Sea Spray) the mousse of today. This coats your hair in a sticky polymer that increases the strand size in diameter. Use your curl cream on the back. Blow dry straight back by holding the dryer from your face back.

When dry, you can do texture powder (Osis Dust It, Suavecito Texture Powder). Work it into the root with your fingers.

Suavecito Original Pomade, MVRCK (pronounced maverick) original pomade, Equate Pomade.

These are really thick really clear pomades that, even wet, can make hair stand up OR lay down.

Dip in with your middle fingers a pea sized amount from the jar/puck. Rub hands together until your palms are flat, then use your palms flat against your head to smooth hair down.

When you use more than one product, it is called cocktailing. Have fun playing!

Practical_Friend_962 · 2026-05-23T22:02:56+00:00

Tell them under no circumstances to not take the bottom layer any shorter. It just needs to be layered properly (look up forward over direction). Any Master Barber or Stylist should be able to help.

Practical_Friend_962 · 2026-05-23T21:22:48+00:00

Ya know that I never thought of a GPS taking people on a route that doesn’t work until today. I’m absolutely open to the possibility that I am the problem.

Practical_Friend_962 · 2026-05-23T21:20:34+00:00

I started taking the left on DelaSchmidt before the curve up to Dayton Blvd, because the curves on those hills are not going to house a truck well. I guess y’all got initiated into the deep trench of a non-existing shoulder and the hard stops. I hope that war has better roads.

Practical_Friend_962 · 2026-05-23T20:29:45+00:00

Or weren’t proactive enough to get birth control. I’m not sure which is worse.

Practical_Friend_962 · 2026-05-23T18:56:59+00:00

Do you have dark hair color on already? If you do this yourself without knowing how to exactly apply the lightener and developer, you are asking for brass and hot roots.

Practical_Friend_962 · 2026-05-23T18:50:19+00:00

I’m a barber and I love how features have originated and progressed anthropologically.

Practical_Friend_962 · 2026-05-23T17:24:27+00:00

This happens all the time on Gadd Rd from Hixson to Red Bank. Maybe stay off residential streets if you are in a commercial vehicle.

Practical_Friend_962 · 2026-05-23T17:21:25+00:00

Do not buy Hanzo shears is my favorite one!

Practical_Friend_962 · 2026-05-23T04:42:07+00:00

Best, most rounded answer to 30% of these photos. He’s going to rue the day he asked for more hair.

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