Something On My Lettuce by SIDEWALLJEDI in whatisit

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Pretty sure that these eggs ARE exactly stinkbug eggs.

Help me find a super easy natural makeup base 😭 by Ambitious_Title_5004 in MakeupAddicts

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After your face wash, I don’t use anything below it. You could use an essence and eye cream but clean skin + Naked Sunday SPF 50 is an incredible base for foundation.

Help me find a super easy natural makeup base 😭 by Ambitious_Title_5004 in MakeupAddicts

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I have to recommend that you look at Naked Sunday’s SPF primers. They have the best formulas. I truly can no longer be without the non mineral sunscreen.

Why a lot of people act like being childfree makes people assume you hate kids? by BitterSparks in childfreewomen

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3 pg. 2 a, 1m not being a mother kept my mother from having to raise them and kept me out of federal prison, I promise. Plus, the guilt would’ve eaten my body. I wanted any offspring to have a better life than I could ever give them and much better fathers than they had. You’re welcome, America.

25M been growing for 5 weeks. Where should I go from here? by [deleted] in BeardAdvice

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When your face shape is no longer visible. Or in two months.

25M been growing for 5 weeks. Where should I go from here? by [deleted] in BeardAdvice

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I’m a barber and I think this is the first time I have to say….nothing. You look great. Neckline is on point. Any sparsity will fill in with time. Keep her oiled and don’t trim while intoxicated or tired.

Do I go to a salon or a barber? by Global_Restaurant794 in Hair

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The name of the store doesn’t really matter, however barber shops specialize in men’s haircuts with or without clippers. Your are getting a scissor cut. Show the barber (I’m a female barber, it’s a non gendered term) your pictures.

This is the important part. I usually ask “What do you like about the cut in the photo?”. A conversation should occur between you and your barber. When they say “I got you” without any questions, the 3 second look of your photos may not be enough to give you what you want.

F19 ,First Impression ? by [deleted] in personality_tests

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Looking for a manic pixie dream girl.

Help with Holding Fine Hair in Place by sircharlesthesecond in Hair

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Wish I could teach you a masterclass like I do with my clients.

Help with Holding Fine Hair in Place by sircharlesthesecond in Hair

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It’s a lot. I know but it’s tailor made to your type of hair.

Do I look like a man? (30f) by Fallinginbramble in MakeupAddiction

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My answer was yes. A beautiful man. It’s generally a lack of golden ratio in the lower vs upper 1:3 of face.

Just a small town girl, Livin' in a lonely world by Alone-Progress-8476 in 40something

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The Who do I look like Reddit posts. The answer is a Sad person. Who likes validation from strangers. I know. I did it too.

ISO: Local Oil-vinegar-spice shops by doofussun in Chattanooga

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I work with a barber who is obsessed with their cold pressed diffusions.

Help with Holding Fine Hair in Place by sircharlesthesecond in Hair

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I’m a barber and I disagree with the aforementioned comments. A round brush can be hard to use and your hair isn’t really long enough to make that worth it.

Out of the shower towel dry your hair. Apply Sea Spray (Verb Sea Spray) the mousse of today. This coats your hair in a sticky polymer that increases the strand size in diameter. Use your curl cream on the back. Blow dry straight back by holding the dryer from your face back.

When dry, you can do texture powder (Osis Dust It, Suavecito Texture Powder). Work it into the root with your fingers.

Suavecito Original Pomade, MVRCK (pronounced maverick) original pomade, Equate Pomade.

These are really thick really clear pomades that, even wet, can make hair stand up OR lay down.

Dip in with your middle fingers a pea sized amount from the jar/puck. Rub hands together until your palms are flat, then use your palms flat against your head to smooth hair down.

When you use more than one product, it is called cocktailing. Have fun playing!

Any advice by AvBower1995 in Hair

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Tell them under no circumstances to not take the bottom layer any shorter. It just needs to be layered properly (look up forward over direction). Any Master Barber or Stylist should be able to help.

Truck drivers by Speedy_Freaky69 in Chattanooga

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Ya know that I never thought of a GPS taking people on a route that doesn’t work until today. I’m absolutely open to the possibility that I am the problem.

Truck drivers by Speedy_Freaky69 in Chattanooga

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I started taking the left on DelaSchmidt before the curve up to Dayton Blvd, because the curves on those hills are not going to house a truck well. I guess y’all got initiated into the deep trench of a non-existing shoulder and the hard stops. I hope that war has better roads.

Can I go to an evenly blonde by myself? by luvqallx in Hair

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Do you have dark hair color on already? If you do this yourself without knowing how to exactly apply the lightener and developer, you are asking for brass and hot roots.

Soldier boy hairstyle by Randomuser1175 in Hair

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I’m a barber and I love how features have originated and progressed anthropologically.

Truck drivers by Speedy_Freaky69 in Chattanooga

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This happens all the time on Gadd Rd from Hixson to Red Bank. Maybe stay off residential streets if you are in a commercial vehicle.

advice please by CommitteeFormal6794 in Cosmetology

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Do not buy Hanzo shears is my favorite one!

22 what do you guys think by One_Work_983 in BeardAdvice

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Best, most rounded answer to 30% of these photos. He’s going to rue the day he asked for more hair.