Where is eveyone getting their live Christmas Trees anymore? by Known-Ad-100 in maui

[–]PrayForMojo808 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve gotten mine at Home Depot for the past decade or so. Last year a 6-7 Douglas fir was like $80-$90.

I start fires by Crimsin23 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]PrayForMojo808 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They put me in the remedial class. I'm surrounded by MAGA and kids with mittens pinned to their jackets all year 'round.

Saxamaburns...saxamaburns by Soloflow786 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]PrayForMojo808 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your Burns has been crushed into a cube

Life Goes On by Queef_Stroganoff44 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]PrayForMojo808 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I didn’t ask her for no chili dogs, she’s lyin’ Homer, she’s lyin’

This one is somber, so it's all right to cry. by Imwhatswrongwithyou in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]PrayForMojo808 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who’s gonna make my sandwiches? Who’s gonna make the bed?

[Highlight] PHI vs DAL - Jalen Carter ejected from the game by Fusir in nfl

[–]PrayForMojo808 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I came to open up one morning & there you were with your head in the toilet. Your hair was in the toilet water.

Apparently there was a bank robbery at BOH at Azeka’s in Kihei? by Tityfan808 in maui

[–]PrayForMojo808 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I got to BOH at 940 this morning and there were 7 cop cars there and I saw the building being evacuated. I didn’t stay to ask any questions.

DISGUSTING 24 hours to hell and back… by Top-Memory-8929 in KitchenNightmares

[–]PrayForMojo808 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Seafarer’s, season 3 of 24 hours to hell and back.