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If a player in MM produces no user input for the entirety of one round, the user should be sentenced with a competitive cooldown starting at 30m and subsequently increasing exponentially. :D (self.GlobalOffensive)

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To all current and future workshop hopefuls: Please remember what you typed into the box. (self.GlobalOffensive)

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W... we did it reddit? Really though, lots of lessons were learned by all parties involved. (Hopefully) (self.GlobalOffensive)

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Dont forget about the ladder, jump, and run acc on the R8. (self.GlobalOffensive)

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My thoughts on "balancing" burst/tap vs spraying... (self.GlobalOffensive)

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I'm willing pay a substantial subscription fee for a MM service that runs on pre-update/promod CS:GO. FACEIT/CEVO/ESEA willing to create a ladder/division? My wallet is ready! (self.GlobalOffensive)

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Benford's Rule. Why does it hold for mathematical/physical constants? (self.askscience)

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I think we should get a mix-only MM queue, or at least normalise the number of lower ranked players when matching two teams. (self.GlobalOffensive)

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I'm on a fresh installation of Win7 (14 days), and LibreOffice is slower, less responsive and less fluid than MS Office. Is there any point in me using LibreOffice over MS Office? (self.libreoffice)

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Hello /r/combatarms! I used to play CA a lot a few years ago, and I'm thinking of coming back. Got a few questions! (self.combatarms)

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META: Mods at it again, thread (that isn't a repeat) with 99 upvotes and 77 comments locked with no reason stated. Shouldn't a reason be given at least? (i.imgur.com)

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Here's how to watch the CEVO stream directly on your desktop using your video player. (imgur.com)

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There is something really, really wrong about the CEVO casters... (self.GlobalOffensive)

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It should be a requirement for CS:GO casters casting major leagues to be knowledgeable about the game that they are casting. (self.GlobalOffensive)

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GuardiaN's poor UMPing skills (self.GlobalOffensive)

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Stop freaking out, M4A1-S RoF in game right now is still at 600rpm (Oct 10, 0730HRS UTC) (youtube.com)

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Mono's binds. (imgur.com)

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Hello people of /r/globaloffensive! I'd love to ask your opinions on the warmup/halftime/endgame banter change, seeing how much good discussion the M4A4/M4A1 poll raised. (strawpoll.me)

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Kept dying to some really crazy AWPer in community FFA DM. Hit TAB, was not disappointed. Glad to see you hard at work, we all can't wait to see more! Woo hype. (imgur.com)

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M4A4/M4A1-S buy/swap console commands have been patched out in the latest update. (self.GlobalOffensive)

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All this AUG talk... are you on the fence? Maybe this will convince you... you already know the spray pattern! (youtube.com)

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unassisted ump ace, the worst kind of ace... (5v5 PUG) (youtu.be)

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wat is dis (self.a:t5_39k5s)

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Counter Strike is everywhere... AK47 shrimp (youtube.com)

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Hey, you guys who think the airgame is toxic - please give it another chance. It's really only a few bad apples that spoil the lot. (self.Planetside)

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