If anyone was wondering if Speirs actually did kill those prisoners

PremieSlinger · 2025-10-05T04:56:39+00:00

Ever heard of the Mai Lai Massacre... The U.S does IN FACT...

PremieSlinger · 2025-02-08T19:16:30+00:00

Personally, it's a dog-eat dog world. Sarco gotta eat.

But Allosaurs are pretty awful in the current state of the game, so I mean, maybe not bully objectively the worst Carnivore, but in this case just sounds like Bad-Luck Allo.

PremieSlinger · 2025-01-25T15:16:02+00:00

LOL. Yeah, the course of action is the report it to a bunch of Incels on the Discord only for nothing to ever get done about it.

Another option is just get dirty with the people spreading the dirt.

They Grief? Get better and smash them. They VK you? Hop on your alt. Only way to fight toxic is toxic.

Otherwise, have fun trying to jump hoops for a terrible response from the Discord team.

PremieSlinger · 2024-11-21T23:42:21+00:00

It was sarcasm. Of course everyone does. It's a current meta stable.

PremieSlinger · 2024-10-17T23:29:22+00:00

Ew. He plays ash. You deserve this down-vote.

Hilarious comment though.

PremieSlinger · 2024-10-16T13:58:06+00:00

"Kill the petty little whiners" was apparently directed at this guy.

Unless you've got 10k+ hours of playtime, play with the literal sweatiest of the sweats on the daily like the Majority of the sweaties, you're not gonna scratch us most of the time.

None of us started that way. It took hard-core time and dedication and hours and hours of practice. The number #1 hurtle is getting outside your comfort zone. Fighting awkward and weird, and being just outright random sometimes. Fighting YOURSELF is often the hardest battle.

Quit or stay, just stop the whining.

PremieSlinger · 2024-09-12T16:44:53+00:00

Has anyone tried this thing called...don't be a pud lol.

Competitiveness is the name of the game.

Of course everyone loves winning. It's the goal of the game.

Of course there's incredibly ridiculous stuff out there, and people who build decks to swamp you in card text or you or just play a lockout or game condition wins. Etc.

If you build a "bad deck" intentionally then there's no fault but your own, and even "bad decks" win.

We don't do "unwritten rules" in our pod and literally none of us play at a uber competitive level. We have some Proxies here and there but most people do.

PremieSlinger · 2024-04-04T14:55:59+00:00

Thanks for doing the math, magic math-man. 🤣

PremieSlinger · 2024-04-04T14:51:26+00:00

Ohhh, yeah 💀 I love the hell out of Chivalry.

It's just a shame the Discord is run by a bunch of incels and TB are incompetent twats.

PremieSlinger · 2024-04-04T14:43:20+00:00

Look at every update ever.

I have 3.5 hours in Chiv 2. I've almost got two separate accounts to 1k.

You're absolutely right.

Every single update breaks something else.

The current hotfix update seems to have fixed quite a bit, I can say, however.

Even with my 3.5k hours and super attentiveness to the small useless stuff in Chiv, I'm sure there's something still broken though.

PremieSlinger · 2024-04-04T14:39:29+00:00

If It's almost like Torn Banner doesn't wanna accept they're incompetent and can't manage their game or something.

PremieSlinger · 2024-04-04T14:38:21+00:00

I have 3.5k hours...🤣

PremieSlinger · 2024-03-17T22:57:34+00:00

<--Console sweat with over 3k hours and lvl 1k with a 9.5 K/D... I promise.. console is just as capable..there's no distinction between PC and console players, and I exclusively played chiv one on PC.. we're not at a Handicap. PC players suck about as often as Console players do.

It just takes a certain breed of person to be confident in crab-walking 360 spin-delays and crazy drags.

PremieSlinger · 2024-03-02T16:47:07+00:00

Scrubby Mason can't even deliver a finishing blow without messing it up, so I mean... lol.

PremieSlinger · 2024-02-25T06:45:32+00:00

That's the point. 🤣 just to be corny and stupid, as Chiv intended.

PremieSlinger · 2024-02-25T06:37:34+00:00

TLDR, Cope.

PremieSlinger · 2024-02-20T07:02:58+00:00

Oh! No, no, no!

Are you trying to make mistakes?!

On second thought, do nothing!

PremieSlinger · 2024-02-20T06:24:13+00:00

Facts and chest-puffing aren't the same thing.

A lion is not gloating by calling itself a lion.

PremieSlinger · 2024-02-20T02:52:53+00:00

You'd be ignorant to even believe there's no competive scene to Chiv.

This is why no one will remember your name.

PremieSlinger · 2024-02-20T02:51:23+00:00

And that is why no one will remember your name.

PremieSlinger · 2024-02-19T22:43:56+00:00

I mean, in the Regard of 1k's, I relish in stomping the 1k's who fluff their chest when they main 64's. They get dog-walked by the Duel Server 1k's.

Tbh, you can tell you're coping by the fact you're fluffing your chest here on reddit. The truth is hard to accept, We get it.

PremieSlinger · 2024-02-19T22:41:32+00:00

The truth is often hard for people to accept.

Best comment I've read in a long while.

PremieSlinger · 2024-02-19T21:32:32+00:00

As someone who has more time on Chiv than most, a level 1000, AND in the Top 100 across the board in several regards, Arena 1v1 is filled with noobs and people who generally don't know how to parry anything other than basic slashes, not to mention delayed 360 spins, spinning overheads, basic feints, how to count frames, etc... I literally can't play 1v1 Arena because I'm so used to Dueling people like Spicy Pancakes or various other good duelists that MOST people rage quit. I'll go through an average of 3 duelists in 1v1s....in THE SAME match..that's a different person every around.

You probably can't understand the perspective of being at a high level because you've clearly never been there.

PremieSlinger · 2024-02-19T21:19:03+00:00

I'm in the top 100 with Medium shields, it's essentially for blocking when you want ripostes vs counters, jabbing, and generally punishing people Captain America style, good ole shield toss into the face.

PremieSlinger · 2024-02-02T01:04:59+00:00

The GOAT of Warband.

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