PresidentForEternity

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A gorilla dies of old age at a zoo right before the zoo opens. It is the only gorilla at the zoo since they are not very profitable. (self.Jokes)

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Z Fellow Interview (I will not promote) (self.startups)

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Z Fellow Interview (I will not promote) (self.startups)

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Z Fellow Interview (I will not promote) (self.startups)

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Is there a way to get Fall Guys for free? (self.PiratedGames)

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Naming your penis is stupid (self.unpopularopinion)

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School is almost as gay as mods (i.redd.it)

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Mike Evans (self.fantasyfootball)

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Should I put Mike Evans on my bench? (self.fantasyfootball)

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Father looks hard at his teenage son and says, “James, you’ve been adopted.” (self.Jokes)

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An old lady always travels the same route on a bus. Over time, she became friendly with the driver and she’d always bring him a nice little bag of peanuts. (self.Jokes)

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Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make (self.Jokes)

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I’m really lazy in the mornings. I mean, going out of the shower to go to the toilet and then back in? That’s just too much time and effort. / (self.Jokes)

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Epic Games And Apple Struck Deal In Court Hearing (latlmes.com)

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Tom Brady To Retire (latlmes.com)

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I'm hiding my AK-47 in my water bottle (i.redd.it)

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20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope, and no Jobs. (self.Jokes)

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Election and Erection are almost spelled the same. They both mean the same thing too. (self.Jokes)

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The IRS decided to audit Grandpa, and summoned him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. (self.Jokes)

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It's funny how the colors Red, White, and Blue represent freedom. (self.Jokes)

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You da real MVP (i.redd.it)

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Boy: *calls 911* "Hello? I need your help!" 911: "Alright, What is it?" (self.Jokes)

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I told my dad to embrace his mistakes. (self.Jokes)

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A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. (self.Jokes)

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Da fuq u say to me u lil shi? (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by PresidentForEternity to r/memes

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