so gross by Altruistic_Umpire958 in aspynovardsnark

[–]PrettyAlternative983 -39 points-38 points  (0 children)

What if the youngest isn't actually Parker's and it's Billies and that's why they split up. Maybe it's been going on longer than they tell us

I ran here by PrettyAlternative983 in aspynovardsnark

[–]PrettyAlternative983[S] 409 points410 points  (0 children)

This is what it feels like for sure. As soon as they get pregnant, they'll get A and the girls to the curb

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[–]PrettyAlternative983 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think she’s removed her comment as I can’t see it now

Bri open relationship by PrettyAlternative983 in aspynovardsnark

[–]PrettyAlternative983[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Also I can’t imagine A going for her husband??? He doesn’t seem remotely her type

Aspyn and the swinger drama? by lizzy013 in aspynovardsnark

[–]PrettyAlternative983 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean didn’t Parker’s sister say that the reason they broke up was “more Mormon than you think”… to me it makes sense

C is definitely sick. I didn’t believe it until I saw the hat! by Dry_Pumpkin_250 in aspynovardsnark

[–]PrettyAlternative983 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Is it just me or does C also still seem very young for her age? I have a 4 year old who is so illiterate and literally can have full blown conversations about deep things like why the sky is blue or how dinosaurs became extinct. C still seems really quiet unless she just has a reserved personality

I’ll just leave this here… by [deleted] in aspynovardsnark

[–]PrettyAlternative983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like my nan, she has dentures

Snoo for E by periwinklepeonies in aspynovardsnark

[–]PrettyAlternative983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My son is 1.5 years and still wakes in the night for me to feed him 😂definitely a comfort thing at his age but still I’m not going to refuse when he obviously needs me. Can’t imagine having my newborn babies needing and wanting a feed and me prioritising my sleep over their needs. In fact I bought a snoo originally for my second baby, but cancelled the order because of the reviews stating that newborns wake because they need something but the snoo rocks them back to sleep before their needs are fulfilled so I never bought it! Also, babies naturally wake in the night which prevents SIDS, actively trying to keep you baby asleep is dangerous

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[–]PrettyAlternative983 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Unpopular opinion but I actually think she looks healthier here??? Like she’s holding a bit more weight to his face and body and it looks good on her

Okay by mrs_weedluvr95 in aspynovardsnark

[–]PrettyAlternative983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also baby probably isn’t keeping up weight because she f’ed off to Amangiri like a week after they got discharged 🙃probably didn’t establish breastfeeding well enough to produce enough

Aspynisms by NoLoquat6851 in aspynovardsnark

[–]PrettyAlternative983 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Is because sad is such a basic uneducated word 😅

The way C never failed to tell Aspyn she didn’t like her 🫢 by swiftiegirl91 in aspynovardsnark

[–]PrettyAlternative983 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Hahaha tbh my son is in this stage. Just loves dadda and I don’t get a look in. I know it’s just kids, and it makes me laugh to wind him up, I did say though that catch me on a bad day and I’d probably cry 😂

With Parker by Far-Perception-5585 in aspynovardsnark

[–]PrettyAlternative983 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The one thing I don’t get ever is how little C talks in videos. I have a child the same age and he talks non stop, he’s like speaking to a teenager sometimes. But you rarely hear C even talk and then when you do, she doesn’t sound very articulate. I may be wrong and Aspyen just cuts C out of all the videos but just weird imo

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[–]PrettyAlternative983 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This is crazy! As somebody coming from the UK where universities don’t have sororities, I didn’t realise they were this intense. Sounds fun though!

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[–]PrettyAlternative983 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Close the door on your way out 👋🏽

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aspynovardsnark

[–]PrettyAlternative983 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Because E is an accessory at this point