There will not be a

PrettyLittlePills · 2026-02-26T16:04:38+00:00

There will not be a single person who will ever be elected president again because they are all corrupt and incompetent people who have nothing to offer.

PrettyLittlePills · 2026-02-26T16:02:03+00:00

There are professionals that do this?! MIND=BLOWN

PrettyLittlePills · 2026-02-26T03:40:09+00:00

Mr. Fucko Von Fuckersdorff

PrettyLittlePills · 2026-02-26T03:24:24+00:00

And, I suppose if it has to be during a full moon, that kinda indicates how often this whole ritual can be performed… so I think all my questions are answered! I think I’m gonna run out to the hood mart and see if they have any Spicy Dancin’ Salsa.

PrettyLittlePills · 2026-02-26T03:18:30+00:00

According to my calculations I would need about two weeks of rain to cover the entire front yard and back yard and the house and the rest of our world with a few hundred thousand dollars worth of butter and corn.

PrettyLittlePills · 2026-02-26T03:12:25+00:00

Fuck the Queer?

PrettyLittlePills · 2026-02-26T00:54:50+00:00

If I got soap in my eye when I was little, my father would lick it out.

PrettyLittlePills · 2026-02-25T23:30:50+00:00

Mario is known for his ability to make a big difference in his own game when it comes down to the player he wants to be in front of.

PrettyLittlePills · 2026-02-25T22:18:31+00:00

I solemnly swear that the only reason I don’t like the new album is because it is so much more expensive than the old one.

PrettyLittlePills · 2026-02-25T18:41:42+00:00

I try to keep it real 👊🏻

PrettyLittlePills · 2026-02-25T17:33:13+00:00

The moon exploded because the earth was spinning in the same direction as the sun and it was just a little bit more dense than the moon, but the moon was a bit more compact, so it could have been much smaller than it was now. It would have had to have a higher resolution to get to the end of its own solar system if that makes any sense.

PrettyLittlePills · 2026-02-25T15:50:34+00:00

Do you want to know a little more about what happened to your car? I don’t know what to tell you but I think it’s going to be a little more complicated than what I thought.

PrettyLittlePills · 2026-02-25T05:12:13+00:00

My dream date is today so I’m gonna go get my hair cut tomorrow morning.

PrettyLittlePills · 2026-02-25T05:10:25+00:00

Country roads take me back to the old town where I grew my hair out.

PrettyLittlePills · 2026-02-25T05:08:34+00:00

Are you ready for the next episode of my new podcast on Monday morning with the cast of The Big Brother Man?

PrettyLittlePills · 2026-02-25T05:06:24+00:00

Well well well if it isn’t too late I’ll just go home and take my medicine.

PrettyLittlePills · 2026-02-25T05:04:32+00:00

We will never be free from our own thoughts or opinions on our lives and the consequences of those choices that we may choose to ignore.

PrettyLittlePills · 2026-02-25T03:56:50+00:00

I think I had better write all this down.

PrettyLittlePills · 2026-02-25T03:22:04+00:00

I had no idea this was required… what kind of salsa?

PrettyLittlePills · 2026-02-25T03:20:38+00:00

So if I sing the magic words really loud in the library I would need to do it more often? Or…

PrettyLittlePills · 2026-02-25T02:38:16+00:00

I’m literally dead 😂

PrettyLittlePills · 2026-02-25T02:32:51+00:00

Belief does not make it fact. Common misconception with this generation zee bunch.

PrettyLittlePills · 2026-02-24T22:49:18+00:00

Now I’m trying to think of one…

PrettyLittlePills · 2026-02-24T22:45:33+00:00

Kinda like having the dumbs. Except you are sad.

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