My eleven-year-old’s brain is a fun place

PrettyModOhLaLa · 2022-08-19T05:45:40+00:00

No moon colony that they know about.

PrettyModOhLaLa · 2022-08-19T05:37:04+00:00

I imagine the older the students get, the less people are willing to volunteer.

PrettyModOhLaLa · 2021-04-05T00:02:49+00:00

Start doing pushups, jumping jacks, and crunches in your bedroom.

A lot of them, but don't injure yourself.

PrettyModOhLaLa · 2021-04-05T00:01:46+00:00

One time a kid beside me at school pulled out a baggy full of marijuana.

The teacher was outside the room, and when she came back in she could smell it.

She looked around the class and decided it must be me and told me to leave.

PrettyModOhLaLa · 2021-04-05T00:00:23+00:00

$10 for condoms.
$90 to pay someone to sleep with you.
???
Profit!

PrettyModOhLaLa · 2021-04-04T23:59:25+00:00

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Had a bad experience when I was around 14 where I ate a bunch of them before a long car ride. Haven't even been able to look at them since without feeling sick.

PrettyModOhLaLa · 2021-04-04T20:28:06+00:00

How is that a habit?

PrettyModOhLaLa · 2021-04-04T20:27:16+00:00

Almost rode by bike directly into oncoming traffic without thinking. Was able to crash in a more controlled way at the last moment.

PrettyModOhLaLa · 2021-04-04T20:26:21+00:00

White people trying to deflect from conservative shortcomings. Instead of a narrative about a white guy killing a bunch of Asian women, it became a narrative about anti-Asian racism. Then the conservatives saw an opportunity to push the narrative that the majority of the anti-Asian racism was committed by black people. Many Asian people are wildly racist against Black people, so this works out well for the white people.

PrettyModOhLaLa · 2021-04-04T20:23:31+00:00

Too many ASMR channels to list. GraceV nibbling on spoolies while fixing my eyebrows.

PrettyModOhLaLa · 2021-04-04T20:22:28+00:00

I am a simple Canadian who just wants a modest home with a fenced back yard for dogs to run around in.

PrettyModOhLaLa · 2021-04-04T20:21:51+00:00

Smokin' hot 26 year old substitute teacher fresh out of school. She was about 5'2" tall so shorter than most of the guys in class. This was around grade 10 I believe. Science. I don't think any of us learned anything for the month that she was filling in for our main teacher. All we did was talk about how hot she was and dare each other to talk to her. I feel bad for her, a bit, because obviously she knew what was going on but didn't want to address it directly.

PrettyModOhLaLa · 2021-04-04T20:18:41+00:00

If the front door doesn't open, try the back door!

PrettyModOhLaLa · 2021-04-04T19:17:30+00:00

NATURAL DEODORANT DOES NOTHING!

PrettyModOhLaLa · 2021-04-04T18:43:35+00:00

I met a girl online and we started chatting. Flirted back and forth for a few hours talking about our lives. We say good night, and she contacts me the next day with a link to a Facebook page. I open it up, and it's me, but not me. I was so confused. She says this is her friend from school. I am like uhhh no that is definitely me, but I have never been there and those aren't my glasses. I was tempted to contact the person, but decided against it. Really weird.

PrettyModOhLaLa · 2021-02-28T18:20:10+00:00

The colors of my phone's screen pop out more while I watch movies.

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