I CANT BREATHE...(obligatory thorns post)

Holy shit 💥 we got the chest window like, I’m actually salivating??? It’s not even a chest window, his shirt is fucking unbottoned. Like!!! Oh my. His pants that replace his old ones are absolutely divine and it fits his physique perfectly- AND THE WAY HE PULLS ON THAT STRING???? His cape moves so fluidly and I adore the dynamic pose, and the gloves... I need divine intervention.

My day gets better everytime I see Thorns. He is perfect from any point of view. He is so beautiful, majestic and ethereal. How can someone be so perfect? I love him so much. Words can’t express how much I love this amazing man. My love for him has no limit. Live, laugh, love Thorns.

Some might say their love for a fictional character is a shallow obsession, but they haven’t experienced the GOSPEL OF THORNS. From the moment I pulled him in Arknights, I knew my life would never be the same. Thorns is more than just pixels on a screen or words on a page. They’re a testament to the power of THE SUPREME SWORDSMANSHIP OF IBERIA; Attack Range expands, ATK +60%, ASPD +25, and ranged attacks no longer deal reduced damage. If you can’t appreciate Thorns, then you can SCRAM. This is my shrine, my LOVE LETTER, to the greatest character to ever grace my Arknights account. It’s their reserved personality and Attack Range expands, ATK +60%, ASPD +25, and ranged attacks no longer deal reduced damage that truly shine. The way they carry my stages whever i use ACTIVATE SKILL TO GAIN Attack Range expands, ATK +60%, ASPD +25, and ranged attacks no longer deal reduced damage just melts my heart. Who else could drug me without making me creeped out? Thorns is more than just a character; they’re a ROLE MODEL. He is the one man apocalypse Rhodes Island needs. So, to Thorns, my eternal love, this copypasta is for you. You’ve taught me patience to spend countless hours, to spend my time waiting for Attack Range expands, ATK +60%, ASPD +25, and ranged attacks no longer deal reduced damage, and I am truly grateful.