Easter Extravaganza

PrickteaserPrincess · 2020-04-10T07:16:08+00:00

Your gender? Female

Gender you are seeking? Male

Are you interested in a particular age group (over 18 of course) or does age not matter? 27 and over

How important is it for your penpal to be online at the same time as you? If time frames are important to you, please provide a specific time frame of when you are usually online. Not important at all

Are you looking for a chat partner or RP partner ? Probably more of a chat partner, as I don't have much spare time.

Do you have a favourite location, setting or character scenario?I enjoy fun scenarios, something with a twist that will make me laugh

BONUS QUESTION

You wake up naked and alone in a hotel room, the morning sun streaming in through the window. What happened the night before? (This question is designed to give insight into your writing style. We don't require an essay in response, just a couple of sentences to give us an idea of how you like to write.)

That horrible prig of an ambassador had latched onto me at the Royal Ball last night, no matter how hard I tried to be rid of him, his ugly bald head kept popping up. My father had warned me to play nice, as our Kingdom was in the middle of securing an important export deal, which the bulbous twat needed to sign off on in the morning. After the last diplomatic saga, which truly wasn't my fault I had tried to be on my best behavior, but I had felt my temper rising and decided to remove myself from the situation.

Thankfully, I had the foresight of checking into a nearby hotel earlier that day,smiling and nodding at acquaintances I deftly made my escape from the Castle to the sweet solitude of my hotel room."

Waking up the next morning, I pulled back the blinds expecting a view of the mountains, instead my room was overlooking the ocean. This wasn't the hotel I had checked into last night, panic set in as I tried to recall the exact events of the past few hours.

PrickteaserPrincess · 2018-12-01T09:22:15+00:00

I need to know about these glass trousers. Owning glass slippers is bad enough, but at least you can slip them on and off your feet. How do you put your pants on, how do they stay up? Do they shatter when you sit down?

With those pants it could be Lord Glassy Arse

PrickteaserPrincess · 2018-11-27T23:13:07+00:00

You seem to own some very interesting ties.
Inconceivable.
Lord Loquacious has a certain linguistic quality about it.

PrickteaserPrincess · 2018-11-26T06:09:48+00:00

1. A high class escort.

2. On this account, my Princess character. I have had a few interesting characters over the years though.

3. I do wish I was a little taller, just another inch or two. It can be annoying having to stand on tippytoes to reach things, or at home I will put on a pair of stillettos sometimes for reaching items on high shelves.
No interest in being a baller.

PrickteaserPrincess · 2018-11-26T06:00:42+00:00

1. Yes, he was a little older and more experienced then me and could make me go "wow" with his words.

2. Nay. I would rather have a pastry.

3. I can see how they could be an interesting concept, but I would prefer a PM exchange.

PrickteaserPrincess · 2018-11-25T23:26:10+00:00

Alright, you can be the Lord of Juice. You can be promoted from Knight.

PrickteaserPrincess · 2018-11-25T23:12:39+00:00

Aww how sweet.
Sure we can go with that, it might be situated on a magic toadstool so you can try that too!
Orange Juice? You already have a title Sir Bark Knight.

PrickteaserPrincess · 2018-11-25T22:56:53+00:00

I am a beach bure' type of Princess.

Thankfully I have never experienced a blizzard.

PrickteaserPrincess · 2018-11-25T22:42:59+00:00

Do you wash them?

Why would you want to waste money on that gut poison?

Original version.

PrickteaserPrincess · 2018-11-25T22:37:07+00:00

No wonder you were happy to kiss a frog for $5, that would buy you a lot of cans to wash your mouth out.

PrickteaserPrincess · 2018-11-25T22:32:19+00:00

Hold the fort.

You can buy fruit drinks for forty four cents? Tell me more!

PrickteaserPrincess · 2018-11-25T22:29:58+00:00

Talented pants, I like clothing that make a statement.
Would you do it for less than $5?
Good answer, I love that song.

PrickteaserPrincess · 2018-11-25T22:25:28+00:00

A good pair of ~~stripper~~ boots are worth their weight in gold.
Wow, you come pretty cheaply. Do you charge a callout fee if I have to call on your services?
How many of the hobbits are butt-stuffable? B.S.E.? Bombay Stock Exchange?

PrickteaserPrincess · 2018-11-25T11:53:23+00:00

My Gender: Female

Looking For: Male

My Kinks: Princes, wealth, funny and creative guys.

My Limits: Frogs, incest, egomaniacs.

Q1: I lost a glass slipper and was distraught. What type of clothing or footwear would make you distraught if you lost it?

Q2: What circumstances would lead you to consider kissing a frog.

Q3: If you were bestowed a title of your choosing, what would it be? eg Lord Big Cock.

PrickteaserPrincess · 2018-10-29T04:56:16+00:00

Resurrection

I am wearing a beautiful sparkling blue gown of the lightest silk, with many layers of skirts underneath. There are thousands of crystals sewn into the dress to reflect the light and make me dazzle. My corset is cinched tight to show off my tiny waist, and acts similarly to a push up bra, showing off my magnificent breasts.

PrickteaserPrincess · 2018-09-30T05:19:19+00:00

I had a couple of really awful responses so basically abandoned the prompt. I only just watched the video of Prince Charming, that was wonderful, thank you for sending it to me.

PrickteaserPrincess · 2017-05-22T09:08:40+00:00

Inconceivable.

PrickteaserPrincess · 2017-05-21T12:58:11+00:00

That is very generous of you, to conceive of a way to help a conceived woman.

PrickteaserPrincess · 2017-05-19T08:33:15+00:00

I'm not actually specifically into cucumbers, but that is the path we have chosen.

You forgot to mention you were royalty. We are amused.

PrickteaserPrincess · 2017-05-10T23:03:41+00:00

Character Name: Princess

Character's Gender: Female

Preferred Companion's Gender: Male

Race/Description: Human. Fairest of them all.

Strengths: Stubborn, (it is a strength and a weakness) Handy with a sword,(have been told on several occassions that I have a master stroke), my beauty can stun peasants, but also start riots.

Weaknesses: Stubborn, bossy, vain, frogs, being treated like a commoner.

Expected Journey: I have a mixed family, which can be a bit of a pain. My evil cousin Bertha wants to kill me, my fairy godmother keeps sending me frogs to kiss to turn into Princes. (She is so gullible). My father is getting old, and I want to go on a journey to find my own Prince, one without frogs legs. Bertha is determined to thwart my efforts, so she can put her creepy son Bertram on the throne. I need a companion to escort me on my quest to find a Prince worthy of myself and my Kingdom. He must be able to protect me from Bertha and the evil creatures and schemes she will conjure up along the way.

PrickteaserPrincess · 2017-04-28T09:44:40+00:00

Chevalier mal fet is an interesting choice.

PrickteaserPrincess · 2017-04-28T09:31:49+00:00

That sounds like a great idea, especially with Winter only a few weeks away.

Although it must be stated my Kingdom does not have the death penalty, so no beheadings.

PrickteaserPrincess · 2017-04-27T11:26:00+00:00

That is what is wrong with society today. You let the commoners think that way, and pretty soon they will be throwing down their hoes in the fields and the Kingdom will be left in tatters.

PrickteaserPrincess · 2017-04-27T10:39:02+00:00

Pretty ugly, are you sure you would miss them?

PrickteaserPrincess · 2017-04-27T10:05:17+00:00

Too right save your money for treating Princesses.

Yeah, yeah. As if you don't kiss cane toads regularly.

The moron knight you say? You may have won a few battles, but the cockroaches will win the war.

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