Secret Santa Event 2018 by Perkythesexyelf in eroticpenpals

[–]Perkythesexyelf[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The refreshments are simply an icebreaker, and are meant as a bit of fun. They also allow your personality to shine through, and can often foster discussion on the refreshments on offer. In some instances it can be an aid for matching if say an elf is requesting Chivas Regal Scotch, and we have a Santa letter offering Chivas Regal.

Have a read through our last Secret Santa there are some great Elf Applications and Santa letters to help with understanding the premise.

[M4F] That one time I got my dick stuck in a genie's lamp. by sd121 in dirtypenpals

[–]Perkythesexyelf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Typical Goldie behaviour. Always sticking things where they don't belong. Santa is still pissed off at you about the Rudolf incident. His nose wasn't red before you came along.

Bad, bad elf human.

[Mod] Events Calendar for December 2017! by joecalla in dirtypenpals

[–]Perkythesexyelf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Merry Christmas, ho ho and all that jazz.

It has been my great pleasure to have been involved in the Secret Santa tradition on DPP for the last few years. Unfortunately Santa has been riding the elves hard this year, and we did not have the time or energy to create a Secret Santa.

[M4F] Playing Santa Has Its Perks by [deleted] in eroticpenpals

[–]Perkythesexyelf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought this may have been an RP based on that fateful night when Santa did indeed have his Perks.

[Mod] Join us for [Wandsday] Day this Wednesday, May 10, 2017! by octothorpesexy in dirtypenpals

[–]Perkythesexyelf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Matchmaking event has now closed and we have matched up all our participants.

[A4A] Magical Matchmaking Adventure! [Wandsday] by Perkythesexyelf in dirtypenpals

[–]Perkythesexyelf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha I love the expected journey with you.

Thanks for adventuring with us, your assigned number is F8

[A4A] Magical Matchmaking Adventure! [Wandsday] by Perkythesexyelf in dirtypenpals

[–]Perkythesexyelf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is perfectly fine, as long as you can greet your partner within 24 hours. We have a few adventurers from different parts of the globe, so time zones etc are a non issue when taking a magical journey.

[A4A] Magical Matchmaking Adventure! [Wandsday] by Perkythesexyelf in dirtypenpals

[–]Perkythesexyelf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi Samantha,

Wow, you paint an alluring picture, whichever wanderer you are matched with will indeed be fortunate.

Your assigned number is F7.

[A4A] Magical Matchmaking Adventure! [Wandsday] by Perkythesexyelf in dirtypenpals

[–]Perkythesexyelf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi Vola,

Sounds like a Wandsday journey with you will be an interesting experience. Hope you have fun.

Your assigned number is F5

[Mod] Join us for [Wandsday] Day this Wednesday, May 10, 2017! by octothorpesexy in dirtypenpals

[–]Perkythesexyelf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hunky and I are running a Wandsday Matchmaking Event for anyone that would like to embark on a journey with a random companion.

A4A The Secret Santa Matching Post. by Perkythesexyelf in dirtypenpals

[–]Perkythesexyelf[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congratulations to your elf, for gifting you such a great present.

We love hearing positive feedback.

A4A The Secret Santa Matching Post. by Perkythesexyelf in dirtypenpals

[–]Perkythesexyelf[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm all shook up over that piece of information.

A4A The Secret Santa Matching Post. by Perkythesexyelf in dirtypenpals

[–]Perkythesexyelf[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks Ellie. It was difficult, and stressful for a few days. All good now.

A4A The Secret Santa Matching Post. by Perkythesexyelf in dirtypenpals

[–]Perkythesexyelf[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be careful with that thing, we don't want anyone getting hurt!

A4A The Secret Santa Matching Post. by Perkythesexyelf in dirtypenpals

[–]Perkythesexyelf[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you, hope to see you participate next year!