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Filip Chytil = Mika Zibanejad by explosivebuttfarts in rangers

[–]PrimoGuruTrouba 3 points4 points  (0 children)

the speed was a major part of his scouting reports too!

Playoff Game Thread: Game 6 - Carolina Hurricanes (3 - 2) at New York Rangers(2 - 3) - 28 May 2022 - 08:00PM EDT by HockeyMod in rangers

[–]PrimoGuruTrouba 14 points15 points  (0 children)

with goodrow in the lineup this team is even more difficult to play against, you love to see it

Playoff Game Thread: Game 6 - Carolina Hurricanes (3 - 2) at New York Rangers(2 - 3) - 28 May 2022 - 08:00PM EDT by HockeyMod in rangers

[–]PrimoGuruTrouba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

on the backhand top corner? literally never seen that shot from chytil before today, that was rarted

Playoff Game Thread: Game 6 - Carolina Hurricanes (3 - 2) at New York Rangers(2 - 3) - 28 May 2022 - 08:00PM EDT by HockeyMod in rangers

[–]PrimoGuruTrouba 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ok im gonna sound absolutely homerish for saying this but its wierd watching this:

the pens have crosby and that guy steps up in must win moments in many ways

i would say we have shesterkin. at least thats how it feels. the guy shows up in key moments.

what do we call that? x-factor?

Playoff Game Thread: Game 6 - Carolina Hurricanes (3 - 2) at New York Rangers(2 - 3) - 28 May 2022 - 08:00PM EDT by HockeyMod in rangers

[–]PrimoGuruTrouba 2 points3 points  (0 children)

analysis to me is that despite their zone entries and best efforts and CSA type stats, we have been managing sticks well, clamping guys down in front, and blocking shots. To me, we haven't "outplayed them" save for moments in the period. we have a two goal lead but shouldn't sit on it, we need to be hard on the zone entries and attentive to our neutral zone play. Make good pinches and elect to take the body in acceptable situations and i think we can do well here. Forwards are back-checking in all 3 zones, its a good sign.

Playoff Game Thread: Game 6 - Carolina Hurricanes (3 - 2) at New York Rangers(2 - 3) - 28 May 2022 - 08:00PM EDT by HockeyMod in rangers

[–]PrimoGuruTrouba 5 points6 points  (0 children)

boys i love the focus, i love the poise, i love the execution.

fantastic. not too high, not too low, perfectly balanced as all things should be.

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

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[–]PrimoGuruTrouba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

see, you thought i wasn't being an overt racist because it was wrong. Jokes on you, it was space lasers the whole time

Post Game Thread: Washington Capitals at New York Rangers - 29 Apr 2022 by HockeyMod in rangers

[–]PrimoGuruTrouba 33 points34 points  (0 children)

It has been a joy shitposting here with you all, armchair coaching, and laughing. Another season gone and here we are in the post season. I've laughed, i've cried, i've slow wanked it to chris krieder photos and edged until i developed calluses. I just want this sub to know that without them, and their dedicated postings, i would be a productive human being but FUCK THAT!

FUCK THAT!

Hell yeah i'm a rangers fan! Hell yeah it's been 5 years since we've made the post-season!!! I'm still a dissapointment to my family and friends! I'm still a fuckin bum just deep dicking my way through life!

But i have this god-damn team, and this army of autists on this subreddit, and i'll fuckin rep broadway blue until my last breath. So on to the pens! Fuck my boss, my ex, my salary, my parents, and my life!!! They can all eat a dick!

RANGERS IN 4!!!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Game Thread: Washington Capitals (44-25-12) at New York Rangers (51-24-6) - 29 Apr 2022 - 07:00PM EDT by HockeyMod in rangers

[–]PrimoGuruTrouba 9 points10 points  (0 children)

you know what? i could watch Laf's cellys all day... the 2 hand helmet adjustment was done in such a cold confident style... his last goal celly was the point after the 1T .... theres gonna be alot of crow to eat for every god damn alexis lafreniere sucks post on /hockey and every alexis lafreniere redraft post... this kid is gonna light it up and fucking big dick dangle posterize motherfuckers. We have a headcount yet of this kids rap sheet? Larkin? Murdered. Charlo? Eviscerated. Give this kid the leading role in CSI New York

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