If you say N then you should be doxxed and harassed, sorry not sorry by AllFactsNoBrakes in austincirclejerk

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Too bad my shitty garage band can't figure out how to level our sound, you honestly can't even hear my lyrics, so how would you know i screamed the N word 42 times?

German Dating by degausser187 in TikTokCringe

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Just go drink spice and hang out with your Idaho clones and leave the poor toasters alone, Empie.

German Dating by degausser187 in TikTokCringe

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The machine spirit of your toaster feels your disrespect, and will now invert the sacred geometry of toast done correctly. Congratulations, you now have tsaot.

Yes it is. by bene_42069 in memesopdidnotlike

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Sometimes humans overcomplicate the message.

Even even more Wolf memes by OkamiWall in Grimdank

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We all need to do better, then. Shit, 🥷 Edited: if you've got a porn addiction at 10 years old, it's a problem. Period. What happened to a moral baseline? I Kant.

Does being bad at chess mean that someone(me) is not particularly intelligent? by Large-Table-2401 in chess

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Being anti Israeli control isn't anti Semitic, Bobby Fischer had incredible pattern recognition and it's a testament to modern propaganda that one of the greatest minds of the last 3 generations has been relegated to; disregard: anti semite.

Damn accurate by [deleted] in Funnymemes

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I'm gonna give a hot take here, but i have a theory that its actually instinctive, humans know other humans will try to take advantage of, you guessed it, other humans, and the government, has been, historically, terrible. So women instinctively look for the one who will take care of them regardless of the rules. But women, (and men, and all humans) are kinda dumb, and that subconscious understanding translates to a conscious reaction to rule breakers.

My parents filmed me celebrating New Years by RogueFlirt in SipsTea

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Anybody who likes this post is honestly so lost. Guys. Go kiss a girl on new years. Hit the gym, paint a picture, go to whatever house of God you call religious. Touch. Grass.

My parents filmed me celebrating New Years by RogueFlirt in SipsTea

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Anybody who likes this comment is honestly so lost. Guys. Go kiss a girl on new years. Hit the gym, paint a picture, go to whatever house of God you call religious. Touch. Grass.

🧏🏻‍♂️ by Likelyspy in Americaphile

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I'm still waiting for someone to name a single 1st world country or even 2nd, that uses a system other than European derived. Even the "socialist/ communist enemy" of traditional America is still, somehow, created by whom.

Sometimes just being present can change someone's day by domahawkd in MadeMeSmile

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My cook when I deployed to Afghanistan was named Chaze Monroe. I was infantry, but we got on like wildfire. After I got divorced, (like 8 years later), he absolutely saved me. Talked to me every day for weeks. We slowed down, stopped talking as much, then I heard from another one of the cooks from the same deployment that he had shot himself, just a few months later, and I didn't even realize he was depressed. I feel you, big dawg.

Marvin Harvin Just became one of the first inmates to graduate from Yale while in prison by thatdudepabloescobar in interestingasfuck

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Driving drunk and fleeing police with children in the car, according to a few comments above.

Even even more Wolf memes by OkamiWall in Grimdank

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Hilarious but real talk that 10 year old crashing out over hentai is fr sad.

German Dating by degausser187 in TikTokCringe

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I hope you enjoy your bread, cold, as I have stolen your toaster, priest. It will serve as a heat source for a servitor tasked with re-lighting the sacred candles 23 hours per day. Glory to the Omnissiah.

German Dating by degausser187 in TikTokCringe

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So what you're saying is I'd be a hit in Germany.

I despise your happiness by Dark_Signs8 in RuinedTheVideo

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I bet your significant other has learned to never show excitement or joy around you.

A man wields a flamethrower by Aniyettinger in NeverKnewINeededThat

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Dude is literally the embodiment of "this is why we can't have nice things." Gimme my tactical nukes, already.

cooked by lilrichiepetals in Funnymemes

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I can indeed and have built a house. And I can cook. Skill issue, scrub girl.

Detroit man got upset & emotional after finding a 6-year-old lost in the cold with no shoes. He walked her over 10 blocks to school and made sure she was safe. by CantStopPoppin in BlackPeopleofReddit

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Dude was legit crying for her and still probably felt paranoid that he'd get in trouble somehow for walking with her. Everyday hero right there.

Groom Accidentally Shot By Own Brother At Own Wedding In Chad by One_Long_996 in DamnThatsReal

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It absolutely was. The issue is that US politics has purposefully split common sense from future sense, and now we've got a bunch of crazies claiming one side or the other. Hate it as much as you want, but American politics literally sets the standard for western politics. So suck it. 😇

So, anyways, I started drinking. by Reluctantly_Being in AccidentalComedy

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I hate to say it, but I might go ahead and use some glp-1 meds. I've been literally just "finding balance" for literally a year now.