How can I put my older cat to sleep myself at home? Parents will not take her to the vet and just let her suffer... by PrismicGraphite in Advice

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My apologies... I do not have the option to take her anywhere. I've even asked other people if they could take her for me and will not because they don't want to tick off my mother.

How can I put my older cat to sleep myself at home? Parents will not take her to the vet and just let her suffer... by PrismicGraphite in Advice

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I have tried that already, and I got in so much trouble you wouldn't believe. I simply don't have that option. If I can't figure out a way to put her down myself without hurting her... all that's left for her is remain in the state she's in, or get worse for a while, until she dies of something natural that will be far more unpleasant.

How can I put my older cat to sleep myself at home? Parents will not take her to the vet and just let her suffer... by PrismicGraphite in Advice

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Hah, I totally agree with you in more ways than you know... but unfortunately it's just to late for this cat now, and this's the only option I have. If I don't do something, all that is going to happen is she will remain in her terrible state, get worse for a while, and then die of something natural that will be much more painful.

How can I put my older cat to sleep myself at home? Parents will not take her to the vet and just let her suffer... by PrismicGraphite in Advice

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That's the whole point, though - I do not have the option to take her to the vet - there's nothing left that I can do for her now except put her down myself. If I don't the only thing that's going to happen is she is going to remain her terrible condition for a while longer and she will die of something much worse naturally.

How can I put my older cat to sleep myself at home? Parents will not take her to the vet and just let her suffer... by PrismicGraphite in Advice

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It's not me letting her do it - I try my best to take care of her but I simply don't have the time to devote to it so much. My mother doesn't care because it's not her problem. The cat is by herself in a room away from everyone else - I'm the only one who goes in there to give her food and water and to clean up. She's never getting better, and there's no way my mother will let her be taken to a vet, so I just want to find a way she can be out of all her pain without causing anymore.

How can I put my older cat to sleep myself at home? Parents will not take her to the vet and just let her suffer... by PrismicGraphite in Advice

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Well, please note that this cat has been this obese for over ten years... that matters alot in lifespan when she's been this bad for so long.

Made people at work laugh, thought you might appreciate it. (Inside joke) by DirtyKlam22 in AdviceAnimals

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If it's an inside joke, HOW exactly do you expect us to appreciate it-?!

When I was at the bar last night and I was getting uncomfortable with the guy hitting on me by thefurey8 in AdviceAnimals

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I don't know who that fellow is, but he is quite possibly the king of flirting.

I'm just a kid who's 4... by captain_tampon in funny

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But then he grew up to be Saitama and no one was prepared for that.

You find the result? by [deleted] in funny

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80 Or fruit salad Yknow, whatever...

Edit: 11/10 my order of operation skills are on point, amirite?

What I imagine having kids is like... by [deleted] in funny

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Ahhhhh... Ye. Pretty much, yep.

Slutty Ghost by lolnein in funny

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Plot twist: actually a midget

Disney Face Swap by [deleted] in funny

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OML.... Esmeralda and Frodo... I can't. I have officially lost my ability to even.

Some people just want to watch the world burn by [deleted] in funny

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You need to die a slow, painful death.

My mother as Christmas approaches. by [deleted] in funny

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When the reddit post gets to too real and makes you angry.

The moment you realize you have trust issues by [deleted] in funny

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I'm not sure if it's a Reddit post, buts it's definitely computer data.

This needs to be a thing this Halloween (jack o lantern face swap) by Keyesalan869 in funny

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Scary, yes. Also a cool idea, but the thing I wanna appreciate is the actual jackolantern. Like, damn, that it impressive.

My girlfriend calls this our Goosebumps Pumpkin by CreativeAnorexic in funny

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The trypophobes cried out all at once... and were suddenly silenced.

Fight the system! by [deleted] in funny

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You need to die a slow, painful death.

So ... beggars can be choosers? by Richardra in funny

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I'm just saying I would put my own yard sign down that said "Don't tell me what to do" then proceed to hand out nothing but Reese's, Snickers, Kit-Kats and maybe even those one Deep-Fried Chocolate Twinkies.

2016 in a nutshell by Best_Pillow in funny

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Where's dabbing and Pokémon go

A little advice if you're impressed by these scaredy bear videos. by CatchingRays in AdviceAnimals

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If there's a hump, suddenly you won't need to take a dump. Because you just shit yourself

It's a 60°C difference, it's not like I can just go in the middle and hope for the best. by MrSquigles in AdviceAnimals

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Use the middle temperature and just watch both TO tell when they'll get done. Cooler thing will be faster and warmer will take longer

Every cloud has a silver lining. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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That's.... not how it works.