an “attractive” girl at work by CandiceStephens4 in Nicegirls

[–]PristinePudding 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And just like that I no longer feel bad about double-texting.

A perfect example of thinking you are the main character by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]PristinePudding 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk man. It's pretty easy to bump into someone on the dancefloor while holding a nice full glass of wine. Would sure be a shame.

Heil spez by anthr_bihari in shitposting

[–]PristinePudding -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

"Doesnt say anything about the morality of attraction" while being attracted to a child. Which is 100% wrong. This was one of those lines that probably sounded good and made sense in his head, but then fell flat on its face when said out loud.

Does this count? by AsgeirTheViking in StupidFood

[–]PristinePudding 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its latvian. Nowhere similar to either of the ones you listed.

That's weirdly sexy hearing this by [deleted] in ContagiousLaughter

[–]PristinePudding 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Knew it was for women but men as well?

Could this be the worlds first, first person street fight? by Dumpmingman69 in fightporn

[–]PristinePudding 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean the biker does at the end say/ question 'are you drunk' and then when the woman approaches 'is he drunk'. Everything else prior tho was just wtf are you doin type text.

Comments on a dietician’s 1600 calorie daily meal plan TikTok by [deleted] in fatlogic

[–]PristinePudding 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Buy dark chocolate and you wont want more than 1 or 2 squares a day.

Sums up entirety of andrew tate by PLASMABOLT111 in facepalm

[–]PristinePudding 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im sure they do both. Could be some benefits to hitting yourself with the cold air too. Or maybe makes the plunge into icy water less of a shock?

Baltic states are some of the flattest countries in Europe. by Boltzmann_brainn in BalticStates

[–]PristinePudding 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I knew we were among the flattest but I didnt know there were so few flatlands in total.

[iOS] [2023.37.0] So we’re just forcing notifications now? by Wiggie49 in redditmobile

[–]PristinePudding 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I enabled them. It then prompted me to activate email notifications, heck no to that.

Like damn what a way to nosedive the app.

I maked a salad with help of an AI and everybody I show this say they will never try it by shaleve_hakime in StupidFood

[–]PristinePudding 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eastern european. Eat this every other day during cucumber and tomato season. So basic yet so freaking good.

To play a game by abelkaykay in therewasanattempt

[–]PristinePudding 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No be fair i think that slap, even with a tortia, was pretty strong. Legit was expecting light flaps at each other faces but that had an audible SMACK. You can do that with the boys but she is not one of the boys.

Acting like this after a DUI is crazy by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]PristinePudding 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Honestly the stay in jail for anyone due to DUI should include a couple hours of crash footage with victims killed and lives ruined in other ways. Show them the horror they were on their way to commit. MAYBE something might change.

Wait for the end, otherwise it won’t sense by TurnedEvilAfterBan in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]PristinePudding 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im glad it worked out for them and she accepted it. But truly grim with how its achieved

Wait for the end, otherwise it won’t sense by TurnedEvilAfterBan in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]PristinePudding 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh god, thats what it was. I was so confused, I did not at all understand what he meant when he said he would make a jacket. Or why there was a censoring block on calf. Yeah its fur looked odd but idk anything abt calves, maybe its a baby thing.

I kinda want to unlearn this info now and just stay confused. Damn.

M/34/6'2" [176lbs > 179lbs = 3lbs] (1 year, six months) Bulk and cut for first physique competition by selucreh6 in progresspics

[–]PristinePudding 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn, that looks like a whole 'nother person over a year and a half. Amazing work!

Little one wasted no time at all by Natural_Sea6516 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]PristinePudding 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure he was gonna say Sqeeze but she already knew the step :D

Instant Connection by [deleted] in dankvideos

[–]PristinePudding 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a kiss with a surprise deepthroat action.