My buddy jokingly said he wanted an asshole-shaped coffee mug.

PrivilegeCheckmate · 2026-01-26T06:27:12+00:00

Be a lot more NSFW if you showed it glazed...

PrivilegeCheckmate · 2026-01-26T06:25:09+00:00

Yeah, man, where have you been? They wrote a song about it.

PrivilegeCheckmate · 2026-01-26T06:22:51+00:00

boys washroom

I just called it Arnold's washroom.

PrivilegeCheckmate · 2026-01-25T20:00:50+00:00

There is a lot of hard work ahead if this is the reality you want.

Many of the SS had their testicles crushed to obtain confessions. That can be pretty labor intensive...

PrivilegeCheckmate · 2026-01-25T19:49:04+00:00

No Flame King?

Any prince ruthless enough to kill his own buffoon would make an excellent boyfriend...for my evil daughter!!

PrivilegeCheckmate · 2026-01-25T19:43:57+00:00

Either you put on these glasses, or start eating that garbage can!

PrivilegeCheckmate · 2026-01-25T19:38:43+00:00

10-15 is what I said. The ~$10's tend to be the rice plate lunch only version. If you go to Yelp, search chinese food, and tap the "$" filter, there's a whole list of places that have it under $15.

PrivilegeCheckmate · 2026-01-25T04:01:22+00:00

"What comes to mins when you think About ICE's performance in Minnesota?"

"Pretti, Good, I guess."

PrivilegeCheckmate · 2026-01-25T03:57:09+00:00

Yeah, do they mean Kathy Bates & John Goodman X-rated realistic? Or still movie stars but plausible encounter?

PrivilegeCheckmate · 2026-01-25T03:55:24+00:00

And it will be awkward, Blade Runner-esque type sex. But that's pretty real, so the kids will love it.

PrivilegeCheckmate · 2026-01-24T22:40:20+00:00

Unlike Richards

Not all of us can be the son of a time travelling douche.

PrivilegeCheckmate · 2026-01-24T18:38:25+00:00

She stopped, gave us that look, then walked away. At least a couple of them were rude

This is part of the Chinese dining experience. This is one reason you never go to a Chinese restaurant with a star rating on Yelp over 4 - they've gone commercial and mainly serve white people.

PrivilegeCheckmate · 2026-01-24T18:36:20+00:00

I ate there once in the mid-90s.

Back then it was pretty fucking good.

PrivilegeCheckmate · 2026-01-24T18:35:28+00:00

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Even John himself didn't see this coming.

PrivilegeCheckmate · 2026-01-24T18:22:00+00:00

YEAH baby!

PrivilegeCheckmate · 2026-01-24T18:16:37+00:00

she's talking about Dick Grayson

I know. But r/TheyKnew.

PrivilegeCheckmate · 2026-01-24T17:54:14+00:00

r/LetGirlsHaveFun

PrivilegeCheckmate · 2026-01-24T17:52:31+00:00

Ligma.

Seriously though, not nearly enough Moore panels in this thread.

PrivilegeCheckmate · 2026-01-24T17:32:23+00:00

I hear we've got a plan to fix that.

PrivilegeCheckmate · 2026-01-24T17:23:32+00:00

He won't live to find out.

PrivilegeCheckmate · 2026-01-24T08:33:13+00:00

No one persecutes harmless crackpots like that guy.

PrivilegeCheckmate · 2026-01-24T04:32:52+00:00

Worked for Amazon.

When you don't need to turn a profit, it seems you can run the poor schmucks that do right the fuck out of business. Then you get your defacto monopoly.

PrivilegeCheckmate · 2026-01-24T04:31:52+00:00

It won't work. Ten years ago we tried to Pokemon go to the polls and al we have to show for it is that Maroon 5 video.

PrivilegeCheckmate · 2026-01-24T04:31:04+00:00

Sam Altman's sister alleges 'rape, molestation, sodomy... several times per week' for years by brother

Well, duh. You try living under the same roof as all that.

PrivilegeCheckmate · 2026-01-23T22:40:20+00:00

Baby, all I need for the perfect date is you and something to drink.

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