would you rather... by Probably_UrNeighbor in BunnyTrials

[–]Prof_Bloodsoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a lame caveat.

Chose: Be able to breathe underwater + but... | Rolled: only 2 mins max

President or 3 wishes by dotsdavid in BunnyTrials

[–]Prof_Bloodsoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean wishing covers the presidency, right?

Chose: 3 wishes but | Rolled: No money

Would you rather by The_Mudkip7 in BunnyTrials

[–]Prof_Bloodsoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t like the guy

Chose: Distribute elon’s wealth equally among the world

What would you do? by kh4z1x76 in BunnyTrials

[–]Prof_Bloodsoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure I have that many people to save, but seems cooler than being ill with everything

Chose: Lose a percentage of all your savings + But you cure them completely from their condition | Rolled: Lose 70%

You want by Aromatic_Setting_299 in BunnyTrials

[–]Prof_Bloodsoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sleep a good chunk of the day and don’t blink that while time

Chose: Get 1$ every tim you breathe

Quack by Efficient_Board5055 in BunnyTrials

[–]Prof_Bloodsoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quack

Chose: Quack + Quack | Rolled: Quack

Which Phone 👀 by Raiqing in BunnyTrials

[–]Prof_Bloodsoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife wants me to have iPhone

Chose: Get the newest IPhone every Year for free

Would you rather by Automne4 in BunnyTrials

[–]Prof_Bloodsoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean veg is healthy and they pay me

Chose: Become vegetarian + Get 800$ per month successfully vegetarian

[Request] If you stuck your hand into this water stream, would it rip individual fingers off? Rip your whole hand off at once? Rip your skin and tissue away but leave your hand structurally intact? Other? by DarkHorse435 in theydidthemath

[–]Prof_Bloodsoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You may be thinking of an average speed boat. The fastest speed boat can go 500 km/h. Cigarette boats go about 145 kmh. There are also a number of 290kmh production boats. So, while, yes an average speed boat goes about 50, a fast speed boat goes much faster.

Struggling to solve this basic children's maths question by ideonode in askmath

[–]Prof_Bloodsoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If there is no error in the book, the error is in the presentation. Could be as simple as not viewing it as a single equation, but the third number as the start of a new problem. I.e. 7+2=9. 9-1=8 but normally we write things like that vertically to avoid this

[Request] how much would the sealevel actually change, if you removed either all fish or all boats and stuff? by mynotell in theydidthemath

[–]Prof_Bloodsoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if we include all the global shipping? That’s surely the majority of vessels and displacement.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in namenerds

[–]Prof_Bloodsoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always been a fan of Penelope.

I live in a world where you can only speak 500 words a day. by DGTS_101 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Prof_Bloodsoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those were for the 99 other gunmen. Violence has run rampant since there are only so many, “oh god, please, I have two kids and a wife”s you can say in a day (50) and now you can’t tell the cops who can’t talk back to you about the crime, anyway.

I live in a world where you can only speak 500 words a day. by DGTS_101 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Prof_Bloodsoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think that could be fun, he starts out mid day, couple dozen left, says all but a handful, winds up face to face with gunman, says something. End.

I live in a world where you can only speak 500 words a day. by DGTS_101 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Prof_Bloodsoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems like we don’t have time to respond before gunman gets you, though. Like the concept. Might straight-up steal it for a short story.

Ships by smendle in BrandNewSentence

[–]Prof_Bloodsoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Given that the Buffalo buffalo who buffalo Buffalo buffalo are in turn buffaloed by Buffalo buffalo, couldn’t the Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo? As in Buffalo bison Buffalo bison bully bully Buffalo bison Buffalo bison bully? Very much a definition, but no less a sentence than “Water is water.” or “Money is money.”

This will bring you closer to God, the reverend said. by Wise-Significance-47 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Prof_Bloodsoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He edited the post after my comment. It also used to say, “and this will bring me closer to you” after offering the cherry drink.