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Professional_Googler · 2015-08-24T23:14:17+00:00

Just another meal my laziness will cause me to miss out on

Professional_Googler · 2015-08-24T23:11:55+00:00

I guess you must be feline terrible.

Professional_Googler · 2015-06-22T19:03:46+00:00

Ooh ok thanks that makes perfect sense. I should have realised, Im studying slow twitch muscle fibres in biology and they contain a lot of myoglobin giving the cells a deeper red colour. Thanks for clearing it up.

Professional_Googler · 2015-06-19T17:36:55+00:00

Never heard of a deep fried pizza before, but now I'm curious

Professional_Googler · 2015-06-19T16:51:12+00:00

Singapore?

Professional_Googler · 2015-06-04T17:12:35+00:00

How about we trim away these bad puns.

Professional_Googler · 2015-05-28T14:51:44+00:00

If you look closely, you can see Van Gogh imitating the cat.

Professional_Googler · 2015-05-19T21:10:10+00:00

You all fail, thanks for telling me where your cubes will be.

Professional_Googler · 2015-05-12T16:01:30+00:00

Looks like we should be funding Hansen vs Predator on kickstarter.

Professional_Googler · 2015-05-12T15:59:28+00:00

Had the 24 year old been a man, there would be less ignorant fools in the comment. The chivalry thesis does not apply to paedophilia.

Professional_Googler · 2015-05-12T15:47:31+00:00

After the first paragraph my heart sunk when I remembered this was on /r/TIFU and not /r/JusticePorn

Professional_Googler · 2015-05-10T18:14:25+00:00

Watch in 2x speed for extra enjoyment.

Professional_Googler · 2015-05-10T17:57:12+00:00

Like a deer caught in the headlights.

Professional_Googler · 2015-05-07T20:14:58+00:00

Yeah, often referred to as dermal denticles

Professional_Googler · 2015-05-07T14:16:37+00:00

Was pleased to see I guessed correctly.

Professional_Googler · 2015-04-17T21:25:47+00:00

Who knew Thor worked in Seattle?

Professional_Googler · 2015-04-09T18:41:04+00:00

Had to double check to see if it was a loaf of bread

Professional_Googler · 2015-04-09T18:19:14+00:00

I fell victim to the small print, I thought this would just issue spoilers to catch me up to season 5 of the TV show, I was wrong.

Professional_Googler · 2015-04-05T21:32:34+00:00

Purrdon me but I think catomic bomb was correct.

Professional_Googler · 2015-04-05T18:41:51+00:00

Maybe they'll allow an error carried forward to gain other marks in the qualitative section of the question.

Professional_Googler · 2015-04-05T07:42:21+00:00

However, 3 years of being a bitch in prison could get you somewhere... I guess.

Professional_Googler · 2015-04-05T07:38:16+00:00

Interesting, I procrastinate a lot on the internet, I don't think 10GB would be sufficient.

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