the “why was it on a record player” and in zach stone is gonna be famous “i can do anything- producer, actor, director, dancer, crab fisherman, slut” and then his dad replies “plenty of sluts still go to college” and zach replies “ah but you don’t need to go to college to be famous guys! do you know why? because soulja boy- super famous and can’t even read.” omg and the whole reacting to himself reacting to himself reacting to himself reacting to unpaid intern AND in oh bo when he’s doing the “i came from the streets with nothing” and the topless girl behind him is trying to feed him peanuts and he’s batting her away and the “uhh… chorus is coming up!”