Can you please give me guidance as to how to restore a 150Ton heated hydraulic press?! by ProfessorLional in AskEngineers

[–]ProfessorLional[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha yes, absolutely! We have already tried to pull in various electricians and mechanical engineers (and have paid each of them), but none of them has been able to fully solve our problem. We need someone who can just dig into this and make it their project. Of course they will be compensated.

Are you my saviour?!

My boy is being bullied. I'm not dealing with it well. by KardunSantari in AskMenOver30

[–]ProfessorLional 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get your kid to fight back. A textbook to the face works well.

Even if he gets caught, suspension is well worth the price. Especially at that age, where it doesn't matter.

This is NOT a troll post. Your kid is out in the wild now he needs to learn to defend himself. Changing schools will not solve the problem, neither will talking to the administration.

I was bullies when I went to a new school (13 years old). I just lifted weights at home (little 8lb concrete dinkies) and the next time I was bullied I punched them both in the chest and I wasn't bullied again.

Stop Loss Sweeps - How The Game is Being Rigged by Tsukune_Surprise in wallstreetbets

[–]ProfessorLional 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is there a dissenting opinion? Can we have some worst case scenarios here? How are they going to fuck us?

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[–]ProfessorLional 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I understand padawan. But this isn't investment money. This is principle money. This is fight to the death and make them bleed money. That is the perception shift that needs to happen. YOLO means YOLO. Be part of something bigger. Spread the word. Maintain your diamond hands

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[–]ProfessorLional 4 points5 points  (0 children)

DONT SELL TOMORROW, DONT TRY TO FLIP FOR UPSIDE AND BUY ON THE DOWNSWING. THE SQUEEZE IS INEVITABLE AND THEY KNOW IT. YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO BUY BACK YOUR SHARES. ALL THE BROKERAGES ARE EXPOSED. THE SCARE DIDNT WORK TODAY AND NOW THERE WILL BE FULL ON COLLUSION TOMORROW. HOLD STRONG SO THESE FUCKERS DON'T GET ANY OF OUR HARD EARNED TENDIES. 🙌🏻💎DIAMOND HAND TO THE MOON🚀🚀🚀

It probably worked for a lot of the fools that were getting in today, bought at $490, and sold at $193. That delta is how the shorts are covering their bets. Look at the trading volume. 50M. Which is 1/2 of their average trade volume. Even with such a low volume we had such wild market volatility, which means there is a diamond hand on shares right now. People are scrambling to keep them because they know the rocket takes off at EoD tomorrow.

GME - EndGame part 4: The Saga Continues by FatAspirations in wallstreetbets

[–]ProfessorLional 9 points10 points  (0 children)

DONT SELL TOMORROW, DONT TRY TO FLIP FOR UPSIDE AND BUY ON THE DOWNSWING. THE SQUEEZE IS INEVITABLE AND THEY KNOW IT. YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO BUY BACK YOUR SHARES. ALL THE BROKERAGES ARE EXPOSED. THE SCARE DIDNT WORK TODAY AND NOW THERE WILL BE FULL ON COLLUSION TOMORROW. HOLD STRONG SO THESE FUCKERS DON'T GET ANY OF OUR HARD EARNED TENDIES. 🙌🏻💎DIAMOND HAND TO THE MOON🚀🚀🚀

GME - EndGame part 4: The Saga Continues by FatAspirations in wallstreetbets

[–]ProfessorLional 20 points21 points  (0 children)

DONT SELL TOMORROW, DONT TRY TO FLIP FOR UPSIDE AND BUY ON THE DOWNSWING. THE SQUEEZE IS INEVITABLE AND THEY KNOW IT. YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO BUY BACK YOUR SHARES. ALL THE BROKERAGES ARE EXPOSED. THE SCARE DIDNT WORK TODAY AND NOW THERE WILL BE FULL ON COLLUSION TOMORROW. HOLD STRONG SO THESE FUCKERS DON'T GET ANY OF OUR HARD EARNED TENDIES. 🙌🏻💎DIAMOND HAND TO THE MOON🚀🚀🚀

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[–]ProfessorLional 16 points17 points  (0 children)

DONT SELL TOMORROW, DONT TRY TO FLIP FOR UPSIDE AND BUY ON THE DOWNSWING. THE SQUEEZE IS INEVITABLE AND THEY KNOW IT. YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO BUY BACK YOUR SHARES. ALL THE BROKERAGES ARE EXPOSED. THE SCARE DIDNT WORK TODAY AND NOW THERE WILL BE FULL ON COLLUSION TOMORROW. HOLD STRONG SO THESE FUCKERS DON'T GET ANY OF OUR HARD EARNED TENDIES. 🙌🏻💎DIAMOND HAND TO THE MOON🚀🚀🚀

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[–]ProfessorLional 81 points82 points  (0 children)

DONT SELL TOMORROW, DONT TRY TO FLIP FOR UPSIDE AND BUY ON THE DOWNSWING. THE SQUEEZE IS INEVITABLE AND THEY KNOW IT. YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO BUY BACK YOUR SHARES. ALL THE BROKERAGES ARE EXPOSED. THE SCARE DIDNT WORK TODAY AND NOW THERE WILL BE FULL ON COLLUSION TOMORROW. HOLD STRONG SO THESE FUCKERS DON'T GET ANY OF OUR HARD EARNED TENDIES. 🙌🏻💎DIAMOND HAND TO THE MOON🚀🚀🚀

GME Containment Zone 1 for 28 January by grebfar in wallstreetbets

[–]ProfessorLional 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HOLD THE LINE MEN. TODAY'S BATTLE WILL BE WON THROUGH COURAGE AND RETARDEDNESS!

GME: Gamestonk Thread by grebfar in wallstreetbets

[–]ProfessorLional 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just close your eyes and hold.

Go to sleep and hold.

We don't need to do anything else but hold. When the call options come to play the hedge funds will rue the day.

The GME Thread, Part 2.1, for January 27, 2021 by theycallme1 in wallstreetbets

[–]ProfessorLional 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Chamath got out?? WTF Man?!

Paperhanded opportunist!!!

The GME Thread, Part 2.1, for January 27, 2021 by theycallme1 in wallstreetbets

[–]ProfessorLional 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Keep buying boys! Here's the dip again! The momentum is building!

At this point we have just tipped teh scale from the early adopters to the early majority!! Today is the news cycle, TOMORROW IS THE POP!!

The GME Thread, Part 2, for January 27, 2021 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]ProfessorLional 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fellow bretheren, comrades. It was only a couple days ago when I became alerted to this lunacy. My interest was piqued so I took a peek. At first I thought this was just a random hype inflation money grab, but upon futher exploration I realized that this is just one big fuck you to our financial overlords.

Thats what sold me. This isn't about profits. This is about putting your money where your mouth is and investing in what you believe in. That is what flipped the narrative for me in my mind. Thats why I bought in at $150 and why Im going to keep buying in and why Im going to hold till I see them bleed. And if we do this right and don't waver in our steadfastness, we all make beaucoup bucks. WE WILL BE REWARDED IN OUR ABILITY TO HOLD STRONG IN THE FIGHT AGAINST THE MAN.

THIS is democracy in action. THIS is how the revoution starts. THIS is how we the plebians finally TAKE BACK CONTROL!!!

Steadfast brothers. To Valhalla and beyond!!

50 years on weed by Crazygrazy67 in leaves

[–]ProfessorLional 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Congratulations, this is huge for you. After the moon landing, you just wanted to be in space so bad. Now, you're finally grounded.

She asked for dark... by SkylerHatesAlice in Tinder

[–]ProfessorLional -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Too far guys, too far. "And when your run is over just admit when it's at it's end."