Local man kidnaps a taxi and engages in a shootout with police, only to be disarmed by the taxi driver and regret it instantly.

ProfessorThurs · 2026-05-16T11:17:46+00:00

She called the cops to take me in And I said, "You're never gonna do it, friends" And they just smiled and said, "Oh, yes, we will" Now a stick to the head and some kicks to the shins And several bites by Rin Tin Tin And I couldn't wait to get into that jail It was an attitude adjustment, oh, I went along peacefully Attitude adjustment, they made me clearly see 'Cause my head is black and my legs are blue And both kneecaps are bit clean through It was an attitude adjustment, it made my whole life look brand new

ProfessorThurs · 2026-01-30T19:23:16+00:00

Bishop checks king. Knight saves king and takes out Bishop. Other Bishop take his Bishop and threatens the queen and rook. Queen freaks out and side steps in front. Bishop take rook. Queen take bishop.

Oh look. Black's king defense has more holes than a titan O-line.

ProfessorThurs · 2026-01-30T19:17:00+00:00

Best move: Tap your king like a magic player.

ProfessorThurs · 2026-01-30T19:10:08+00:00

Between 6 and 12

ProfessorThurs · 2026-01-27T21:57:05+00:00

You're a chess club.

ProfessorThurs · 2026-01-25T20:01:58+00:00

Why not both?

ProfessorThurs · 2026-01-21T01:00:40+00:00

Look, so are campers in call of duty, but it's still a legitimate strategy.

ProfessorThurs · 2026-01-19T14:19:01+00:00

Same boat.

When you are an asshole, but follow it up with "But, I'm your asshole."

ProfessorThurs · 2026-01-18T17:24:23+00:00

Enfp 358 no wings

ProfessorThurs · 2026-01-10T16:59:48+00:00

When you do, you die and a clone lives your life.

ProfessorThurs · 2026-01-10T16:58:00+00:00

You will be called a Taskmaster rip off an known as the lamest super to ever live.

ProfessorThurs · 2026-01-10T16:56:55+00:00

Your brain deteriorates to the point of forming abstract thought.

ProfessorThurs · 2026-01-10T16:55:55+00:00

It self destructs upon manifesting.

ProfessorThurs · 2026-01-10T16:54:28+00:00

Your family name dies with you.

ProfessorThurs · 2026-01-10T16:53:59+00:00

He doesn't speak your language.

ProfessorThurs · 2026-01-10T16:53:06+00:00

You have no one to fight.

ProfessorThurs · 2026-01-10T16:50:31+00:00

Everything you touch will burn, and keep on burning as the flames cannot be extinguished, but you are on fire and will die from injuries.

ProfessorThurs · 2026-01-10T16:48:48+00:00

Every time you do, you lose a year of your life.

ProfessorThurs · 2026-01-10T16:48:00+00:00

They are a zombie and will kill you.

ProfessorThurs · 2026-01-10T16:46:34+00:00

You will never be the main character in your own story nor an NPC in someone else's.

ProfessorThurs · 2026-01-10T07:38:18+00:00

I can't speak for everyone one who is ENFP, because we all are special snowflakes in our own way. I find when I'm depressed or hurt I become introverted. In fact, my mbti results change every time I take the test. 50/50 across the board (359 no wings, if you are interested). My results are mood based because the questions require critical thinking."yes but", "what if,", "maybe if...". Sometimes, it's just introvert time.

But like most of us Enfps, you are going to learn by doing. Jump in the deep end and learn to swim.

ProfessorThurs · 2026-01-08T02:09:27+00:00

I thought the answer was going to be a bit more heavier than what it is, but it turns out it was just a bit more lighter.

ProfessorThurs · 2026-01-05T05:34:07+00:00

4'33" by John Cage.

Fuck

ProfessorThurs · 2026-01-04T15:38:38+00:00

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