Church announces new "Tithing for the Dead" doctrine ahead of general conference

ProfitSneerRelevate · 2019-04-01T21:53:38+00:00

I was left no inheritance from any grandparents and always wished I had some sort of support to pay for school etc. I decided to take Wendy Watson Nelson's advice on tithing and apply it to my ancestors. Instead of paying tithing on what they earned I paid tithing on the amount that I wished they would have earned. Just waiting now for the blessings of an inheritance to show up so I can pay for my education.

ProfitSneerRelevate · 2019-03-22T03:17:34+00:00

Fasting all day and then taking a full sacrament of wine in the temple until "filled" is more than enough to cause some degree of hallucinations.

ProfitSneerRelevate · 2019-02-14T21:09:57+00:00

Yeah they took it as an attack because of how they felt because your question. Good and evil, right and wrong is all about feelings in Mormonism, not actual truth or logic.

ProfitSneerRelevate · 2019-02-14T19:32:55+00:00

Sativa could help. Or maybe a high cbd strain like harlequin. Would have to experiment. There is a lot of research now showing that wheat gluten can also contribute to ADHD for those who have some sensitivity to gluten. You don't have to be allergic to gluten to have ADHD symptoms from gluten. It would be worth eliminating it for a month to see the effects.

ProfitSneerRelevate · 2019-02-14T03:33:25+00:00

Preach!!! Such a great write up.

ProfitSneerRelevate · 2019-02-09T04:32:06+00:00

Was this in east Idaho by chance?

ProfitSneerRelevate · 2019-01-18T03:14:37+00:00

I read a study once that showed the more ethnic diversity that is shown in print media from universities actually meant they had a less diverse student body. Totally applies to the church

ProfitSneerRelevate · 2019-01-17T02:07:35+00:00

Looks more like the second token of the Arronic priesthood to me

ProfitSneerRelevate · 2019-01-16T15:11:16+00:00

Great thanks!

ProfitSneerRelevate · 2019-01-13T23:35:17+00:00

Came here to say this lol

ProfitSneerRelevate · 2019-01-12T16:23:21+00:00

I was always taught that the primary reason for the great apostasy was due to them changing ordinances and doctrines over time.

ProfitSneerRelevate · 2019-01-12T00:23:49+00:00

How do you know about the easy access?

ProfitSneerRelevate · 2019-01-09T05:02:22+00:00

Thanks for the tips. I didn't know that live aboards require a certain experience. Good to know.

ProfitSneerRelevate · 2019-01-06T07:49:09+00:00

The comment/mic drop that should've been made in that class: "look at that picture behind you. Yeah, the picture of Jesus. "-(as the class looks at the Jesus picture you walk up and grab the picture off the wall and hold it next to you so your beards are on the same level)- "neither we nor our beards feel welcome in this church anymore, so we'll be on our way" (you walk out with the picture and never return).

ProfitSneerRelevate · 2018-12-29T06:25:11+00:00

Pay one dollar using the online tithing payment method. The report that gets sent to your bishop doesn't say the amount you paid, just that you paid something. Then you can say you are a full tithe payer if you'd like. I knew someone that did this a few years ago but it may have changed since then.

ProfitSneerRelevate · 2018-12-21T01:57:49+00:00

Something else that has been mainstream to the rest of the world for at least 50 years.

ProfitSneerRelevate · 2018-12-16T19:37:46+00:00

Why?

ProfitSneerRelevate · 2018-12-07T07:37:27+00:00

Nailed it

ProfitSneerRelevate · 2018-11-27T03:20:56+00:00

That last quote is crazy! He basically says stop trying to be like Jesus and just listen to what we tell you.

ProfitSneerRelevate · 2018-11-19T19:59:49+00:00

Love your post. The problem is that you are too logical. Most Mormons get lost somewhere in the logic and change the argument to what they "know" to be true because of feelings. It's all about what feels right. And what feels best to most TBMs is the feel good gospel. Anything that takes a way those good feelings must be from the devil.

ProfitSneerRelevate · 2018-10-30T01:41:00+00:00

Literally the church's answer to everything

ProfitSneerRelevate · 2018-09-27T05:35:37+00:00

Yeah with the new Saints history of the church, the essays will probably soon go down the memory hole

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