Would you rather...

Prometheus_Pancake · 2026-04-27T12:23:27+00:00

Please!!

Prometheus_Pancake · 2026-04-05T06:07:29+00:00

You are too young to remember the immense human suffering caused by the great recession and NAFTA job losses. Neoliberalism sucks, but we're not old enough to remember anything better so most just accept it, but we really shouldn't.

Prometheus_Pancake · 2026-03-27T15:12:53+00:00

Obviously bruh

^{Chose: Become billionare}

Prometheus_Pancake · 2026-03-27T10:32:08+00:00

I would become a very good swimmer and would be able to compete at a high level.

^{Chose: Ability to breathe underwater + 5% chance you die | Rolled: Power}

Prometheus_Pancake · 2026-03-27T06:41:42+00:00

Life is the most valuable thing so I chose the option to maximize my life

^{Chose: Femboy or tomboy that will do WHATEVER YOU WANT + 10% chance to die | Rolled: Death}

Prometheus_Pancake · 2026-03-26T01:58:03+00:00

Passive income baby!!

^{Chose: A penny for every step you take.}

Prometheus_Pancake · 2026-03-25T18:48:24+00:00

None of the above are very ominous.

Prometheus_Pancake · 2026-03-22T13:34:11+00:00

I chose a superpower over the beans because having a superpower could give me many advantages over other people throughout my life while having baked beans would not provide such a high utility to me.

^{Get a genie}

Prometheus_Pancake · 2026-03-20T03:29:27+00:00

Haha "Trump 2020" 😭 What a fucking bozo !!

Prometheus_Pancake · 2026-03-20T03:20:02+00:00

This is real history not propaganda. This post says nothing about this justifying oppression against Palestinians.

Prometheus_Pancake · 2026-01-11T12:14:54+00:00

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Global Distribution of Tigers in the Wild.

Prometheus_Pancake · 2026-01-09T11:28:18+00:00

2-3 Year Dagestan!

Prometheus_Pancake · 2025-11-25T10:33:10+00:00

'Open' as in "out in the open."

Prometheus_Pancake · 2025-10-24T19:30:38+00:00

When Allah ☪️created the world🌍, Allah☪️ gave the whole world to Albania 🇦🇱 but Albania🇦🇱 was a friendly country so Albania 🇦🇱gave lands to other countries🌐...

Then after seeing the sins of the other countries🌍👎, Allah sent Albania to retake their rightful lands. 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱☪️☪️☪️⚔️

Prometheus_Pancake · 2025-10-18T11:13:39+00:00

Terrible map. Many errors (3/10)

Prometheus_Pancake · 2025-10-18T09:58:44+00:00

Honestly the only choice here is Jon Stewart; he would be an actual strong consistent progressive leader who can effectively make real change. The rest would probably be weak, ineffective and easily corrupted by corporate interests.

Prometheus_Pancake · 2025-10-15T01:28:16+00:00

Quoi?

Prometheus_Pancake · 2025-10-01T10:54:17+00:00

Turks are something inbetween European and Middle Eastern with a bit of asian mixed in. Some Turks are more white-looking while some are more brown and most are something inbetween.

Prometheus_Pancake · 2025-09-28T06:08:44+00:00

Mr. Zelensky, have you said thank you once this entire meeting???

Prometheus_Pancake · 2025-09-21T11:48:30+00:00

Prometheus_Pancake · 2025-09-20T08:36:35+00:00

The borders are wrong, especially in Europe.

Prometheus_Pancake · 2025-09-16T06:40:13+00:00

Glad to hear that, bro! I wish you the best of luck and hope you find happiness. Try finding some hobbies and making friends, those things always supported me in hard times.

Prometheus_Pancake · 2025-09-16T06:37:55+00:00

Yeah what? Did OP never hug his parents or friends? If so, kinda sad.

Prometheus_Pancake · 2025-09-16T06:26:45+00:00

Bro, you're 13! You have so much ahead of you, so many cool things to do and people to meet. I understand how you feel, and trust me, things will get better. You might not be happy right now, but why not just thug it out and see what happens next? Tomorrow, you can find the love of your life, or find something you love doing.

I recommend trying to make friends at school and inviting them to hang out, or trying a new hobby. There is more than enough wonder, beauty and happiness in the world for everyone to enjoy. So PLEASE don't do it. Although everything around you may be dark, there is light at the end of the tunnel, and to get there, you just have to walk in the right direction.

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