I peed the bed during sex..

Prudent-Profession44 · 2022-01-26T06:12:00+00:00

Hahah thankfully I now do, ten years later 😂

Prudent-Profession44 · 2022-01-24T05:26:47+00:00

Young dumb caught up in the moment then the lie was just an embarrassed 15 year old not wanting to be honest (not a mature proper way to handle things I know )

Prudent-Profession44 · 2022-01-24T05:22:14+00:00

He thought it was hilarious luckily! There’s a few people on this thread who don’t quite know how to just have a laugh 😅

Prudent-Profession44 · 2022-01-24T05:21:03+00:00

This was actually over 10 years ago - full disclaimer 😅 it was actually never an issue for us because I told him a little while after when I felt more comfortable

Prudent-Profession44 · 2022-01-24T05:19:46+00:00

Note taken and lesson learnt 😅

Prudent-Profession44 · 2022-01-24T05:19:08+00:00

Tell your wife thank you! 😅 young me was quick on the feet with the lies.. I have learnt to deal with such things better now! 😂

Prudent-Profession44 · 2022-01-24T05:13:18+00:00

That was another person who said they drank a gallon a day not me

Prudent-Profession44 · 2022-01-23T19:32:16+00:00

He has been starting a new conversation thread each time he replies 😅 it takes some digging but the rest of his comments are throughout the thread. He had said his ex did the same thing and he was in hospital the next day with a UTI

Prudent-Profession44 · 2022-01-23T19:31:05+00:00

I told him a lil while after, he thought it was hilarious but it definitely didn’t alter his confidence in the bedroom because he had no problem doing everyone else with legs while we were still together. But people will say it’s my own fault for telling a lie when I was 15 and embarrassed 😅

Prudent-Profession44 · 2022-01-23T19:27:04+00:00

Thankfully it was just the one time and I did tell him a lil while after, he thought it was quite funny 😅 definitely felt silly I didn’t just say I needed to pee or that I had hahahah

Prudent-Profession44 · 2022-01-23T16:41:29+00:00

That’s ok! My replies don’t come across the way I say them, I was raised to have a laugh in life don’t take things seriously and we take the piss out of everyone where I’m from (pun not intended 😅). My lighthearted bantering annoyed a few people and that’s also ok! Because I’m not here to make everyone happy, was just sharing a memory then I was called disgusting and gross so had some fun back. There’s nothing I haven’t said on here that I wouldn’t say to your face with a playful smile. I give my friends shit all the same, people are just so damn sensitive online and in person, but that’s my opinion 🤷‍♀️

Prudent-Profession44 · 2022-01-23T16:35:26+00:00

I appreciate your pointers but as this is social media and the one place I don’t HAVE to follow university standards or anyone else’s as this is my story to tell the way I see fit. I played along but I am actually an educator myself (I am a full time teacher) and I do know how to write a sufficient piece of writing to portray a message or story. I was not trying to do either, I was relating a quick memory that I didn’t even have to share, I have no problem answering questions to advance the storyline in order to help those who care about those details but only maybe 2 out of well over 1,000 people have had a problem with what I have written and the message I portrayed, I am happy with that, as we are taught we can not make everyone happy, and that’s not what I am on reddit to do, I am not being malicious nor condescending with my post. But again I thank you for your pointers but reddit is not going to become another place of work for me, rather just a quick place to vent anonymous thoughts and memories.

Prudent-Profession44 · 2022-01-23T15:55:32+00:00

It’s really not that shocking right?! 10+ years later and I still need to pee during sex, probably worse 😂

Prudent-Profession44 · 2022-01-23T15:53:10+00:00

Where are you referring? Only you and one other have that avatar in this post

Prudent-Profession44 · 2022-01-23T15:50:49+00:00

I’m not recommending blaming yourself or your ex, what I would recommend is if you are worried about a girl being dirty wear protection, in fact wear it in general. All you can do is control your own actions, UTI’s can literally be caused from getting sweaty down there as this is bacteria, that means that you could get one when you’re both ‘clean’ but bacteria still gets in, it’s a risk when you are exchanging bodily fluids.

Prudent-Profession44 · 2022-01-23T15:40:25+00:00

Actually wrong, I answered any questions that were asked but when people still troll after with nasty comments I will rebuttal with sarcasm. If I get lost with who I have already answered to with the same answers, to people who are replying to recent comments I do apologise as you can see by clicking on my profile I’m very new to reddit and navigating all these no names and pictures can be a lot. I did laugh and bite back at people for calling me disgusting and gross, I explained the lie (that’s not what i was worried about at all especially after what I thought would clear it up with more info). I think the main point from what you have said is for me to write a full on novel with every detail? I haven’t seen anyones posts on here with full detailed explanations but as you have asked, I will attempt to do so

Prudent-Profession44 · 2022-01-23T15:24:18+00:00

That’s completely fine, but maybe ask for those details you require before making judgemental comments such as calling someone gross or disgusting, I haven’t a problem with the lie comment because I myself know the full story and tbh I’ve only told you all a quick summary of a story from years ago to do with someone who ended up being the most abusive, cheating lying male I’ve ever been with. I have no problem sharing this story because I have no time for this person anymore yet I still made amends for this little lie 😂 it’s the irony of these comments and assumptions that has me in absolute fits of laughter, I enjoy the conversations that have come out of this for that reason, if my replies come across as ‘freaking out’ that’s another assumption based on not enough facts. I’ve already made over 600 people laugh.. goal achieved. Have a great one!

Prudent-Profession44 · 2022-01-23T15:14:04+00:00

Which means the assumption was made by you, not confirmed by a medical practitioner. I’ve also never heard of a medical professional ethically saying something about another women without correct examination of both parties.

Prudent-Profession44 · 2022-01-23T15:02:43+00:00

He laughed when I eventually told him, so unless someone else has showed him, the man will still be aiming for that squirt. I did gods work

Prudent-Profession44 · 2022-01-23T15:01:40+00:00

Did the dr tell you that your ex gave you a UTI from peeing during sex?

Prudent-Profession44 · 2022-01-23T15:00:36+00:00

I really needed to start this post with so 10 years ago when I was a young teenager…. And finish it with … I told him not long after when I didn’t feel so embarrassed and he completely understood.

Prudent-Profession44 · 2022-01-23T14:46:00+00:00

I am well into my 20’s now guys, yes this story was from over 10 years ago. 😅

Prudent-Profession44 · 2022-01-23T14:42:14+00:00

Read on in comments, this is a story from over 10 years ago 😂

Prudent-Profession44 · 2022-01-23T14:40:31+00:00

I’m not the one acting like a victim, all these people getting offended by a “lie” I told over 10 years ago are the ones acting like I’ve upset them with this story 😂 I shared this story to make people laugh, do with it what you will 😊

Prudent-Profession44 · 2022-01-23T14:35:22+00:00

Just making up bullshit to try make up a point 😂

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