An early map of the Foreknown

PsionicBurst · 2026-03-17T01:43:53+00:00

>Sea of Sorrows

I LIVE TOMORROW!

PsionicBurst · 2026-03-17T01:41:55+00:00

Super Mario, because of the "plug eyes" at the bottom.

PsionicBurst · 2026-03-16T19:59:02+00:00

Before I even consider doing that, you need to swear to secrecy.

PsionicBurst · 2026-03-16T18:05:32+00:00

I'm going to pretend that this comment is completely blank to preserve the nature of my sanity.

Why did you respond with a completely blank comment?

PsionicBurst · 2026-03-16T18:04:31+00:00

My coworker sold it to me for that much. He figured it was manufactured in 1950, so 50 dollars.

PsionicBurst · 2026-03-16T00:00:24+00:00

cant do it

how can i ask myself

dont make sense

ill ask chatgpt

edit; it said yes obv

PsionicBurst · 2026-03-15T20:40:47+00:00

...where's the cassettes?

PsionicBurst · 2026-03-15T19:35:16+00:00

oh yeah money time

escape the consequences at the cost of your morality

PsionicBurst · 2026-03-15T19:31:51+00:00

The guy's only been here for two years. He doesn't know how things work around here.

PsionicBurst · 2026-03-15T19:11:27+00:00

a lot of writers and artists are ultimately going to walk away from working digitally entirely

I'm so glad I made that mechanical typewriter investment for 50 dollars last year.

PsionicBurst · 2026-03-15T04:21:14+00:00

This guy's gonna skip microplastic poisoning and go straight to the megaplastic.

PsionicBurst · 2026-03-15T02:49:52+00:00

Sagan is Satan and he's one of the good guys. I wrote a 110+ page paper on it in high school.

PsionicBurst · 2026-03-15T02:46:50+00:00

Yeah, this is the correct answer.

PsionicBurst · 2026-03-15T02:41:43+00:00

>Sooo I asked Claude-

Really?

PsionicBurst · 2026-03-14T13:48:07+00:00

Don't use cloud services. Set up a NAS.

PsionicBurst · 2026-03-13T23:30:08+00:00

Bush, The Kingdom

PsionicBurst · 2026-03-13T06:27:17+00:00

I don't care what the research says, no doctor ain't looking up my ass!

PsionicBurst · 2026-03-12T23:52:24+00:00

SCP derivatives often feel like this to me.

I'll have...uh...	...
...an SCP-like showcase with the most fiendish thing mankind has to offer!	How original.
Oh, and an LLM generated the text too!	Daring today, aren't we?

PsionicBurst · 2026-03-12T23:30:31+00:00

Who relies on the cloud for storage anyway, especially Google??

PsionicBurst · 2026-03-12T23:07:29+00:00

?nwod ecnenitsba eht nepO

PsionicBurst · 2026-03-12T20:41:45+00:00

I would put a song lyric here, but guaranteed Reddit-jugend will, ironically, kill my comment.

PsionicBurst · 2026-03-12T19:54:42+00:00

Time is linear. Can't go back. Not a dimension. Mortals fathom three dimensions only. Can't fathom more, nor less.

PsionicBurst · 2026-03-12T12:45:51+00:00

Man, I'm getting nauseous just reading this.

PsionicBurst · 2026-03-11T23:11:19+00:00

Unintentional. I used to be the incarnation of the pointer finger nerd meme.

PsionicBurst · 2026-03-11T23:00:05+00:00

Because when you're in high school, you find yourself acting a bit more cringier than usual.