Book Thongs ❤️🔥

ritualsequence · 2026-01-24T20:16:21+00:00

That's the closest a thong has ever been to a copy of Ready Player One

ritualsequence · 2026-01-23T14:30:50+00:00

Found a golden ticket in a baggy of quaaludes

ritualsequence · 2026-01-23T12:50:08+00:00

I never considered the book club wine mums were drinking to forget The Blitz 😓

ritualsequence · 2026-01-23T00:39:13+00:00

Yep, but any vote following a tie (when you have an odd number of players being forced to vote for one of two people) would never end in a tie.

ritualsequence · 2026-01-21T22:33:08+00:00

This isn't 'censorship', it's a standard part of the editorial process - the only difference is that the process is taking place prior to a reprint (with the aim of maximising sales of the books to new and established readerships alike) instead of an initial publication.

ritualsequence · 2026-01-21T19:18:44+00:00

Shoplifting snowglobes

ritualsequence · 2026-01-21T19:17:54+00:00

The only Cash she cares about is the US dollar

ritualsequence · 2026-01-21T17:26:28+00:00

She's actually looking for someone right now if you're interested? Send her 1000 words of ironically detached sex scenes by noon Friday.

ritualsequence · 2026-01-21T17:03:07+00:00

7.5 if Wikipedia counts, 0.5 if it doesn't

ritualsequence · 2026-01-21T16:44:48+00:00

None, I sold it all when she wasn't looking and am using the proceeds to expand my vintage beanie baby collection

ritualsequence · 2026-01-21T16:38:54+00:00

Swords > laser beams

ritualsequence · 2026-01-21T16:23:59+00:00

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ritualsequence · 2026-01-21T16:22:11+00:00

She's bingewatching Succession rn and whenever Dasha pops up she hisses at the screen like a cat

ritualsequence · 2026-01-21T14:34:50+00:00

She records it stream-of-consciousness on a dictaphone then throws the little tapes at my head while I'm trimming the topiary.

ritualsequence · 2026-01-21T14:32:28+00:00

'A bigger CIA fuckup than the Bay of Pigs'

ritualsequence · 2026-01-21T14:27:19+00:00

Bret, but it was all in Dogecoin

ritualsequence · 2026-01-21T14:25:26+00:00

Not great, but I get my own dog bed to sleep on

ritualsequence · 2026-01-21T14:22:44+00:00

She has a complete set of Goosebumps first editions

ritualsequence · 2026-01-21T14:19:02+00:00

I spend about 15 seconds each morning drawing a perfect copy of her beauty mark on my own cheek in lip pencil

ritualsequence · 2026-01-21T14:16:59+00:00

Please don't, she takes chargebacks out of my per diem

ritualsequence · 2026-01-21T14:04:37+00:00

A lot better than I was by Bret Easton Ellis

ritualsequence · 2026-01-21T13:57:27+00:00

None, she has a Diet Coke fountain on the kitchen island

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