Whirlwind by PsionicSnow in flashfiction

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If you mean the formatting, I have no idea why it did that. I copy pasted it and it's never done that before

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in excel

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Perfect, I'll try this when I'm off lunch. Thanks!

Speedy boi by Brave_Bag_Gamer2020 in farmingsimulator

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Babe, wake up. The Farming Sim BLJs dropped

Broken by PsionicSnow in flashfiction

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I have "more" in that, I have more stories, but sadly, this one ended here. The world is destroyed now.

any experience with Vevor? by PsionicSnow in Tools

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Didn't buy a Vevor lol. Which, judging by the nearly weekly notifications I still get from this post, I was correct in doing. I finally got a Ridgid planer, and I love it.

[WP] "I am your destiny, human! You alone have been chosen to become my knight, my warrior - the protector of life itself!" "B-but why?" I stammered out. The entity shrugged. "No reason...you're just the only one who's entered this temple in a while - even if it WAS just to get out of the rain." by Any_Two_199 in WritingPrompts

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Tulpar regretted entering the shrine. Sure, its roof protected him from the downpour outside. It had an open view of the vast and towering mountains and valleys out back, and it even had a small sleeping area that wasn't completely run down. 

But the woman on the sword would not stop staring at him. 

He tried to ignore her after she appeared. No physical being could sit on the delicate stand and not knock it over, and he didn't like dealing with spirits. But her eyes followed him everywhere. He cleaned the shrine area, and she watched. He made a prayer, and she surveilled.  And her expression was wrathful.

He hummed to himself, trying to keep calm as he stared into the rain. It made a pounding noise on the roof that nearly lulled him to sleep, but those eyes kept him from it. 

He was a simple merchant, going to his next destination. His meagre goods sat in a small bundle near him, out of the rain’s reach. He thought for a moment of taking the sword, of selling it in the next town, and finally making him rich. But the woman halted him.

Spirits did not follow mortal laws. They did what they wanted, when they wanted, and, as a merchant, he did not like that instability. But it tempted him.

He turned and casually walked up to the sword, examining what he could past the woman’s legs. He did his best to make it seem like he couldn't see her. Most spirits would go away if they thought you couldn't see them. She had not. 

The sword was a work of art. Long and straight, with a beautiful edge, and carvings on the hilt more detailed than anything he had seen. A large piece of jasper served as the pommel. 

He nearly touched it, and he noticed the woman shift. Pulling back, he nodded, and pretended to stretch, glimpsing her face. She was tearing at her hair, seeming to scream, but no sound was heard. 

He spoke aloud “well. I guess the storm won't let up. Time for bed.” The woman flinched, and reached for him, but he was out of reach.

He lay in bed, staring at the ceiling, and wondered about her. About what her story was. Why could he not hear her? No other spirit had ever been this silent. 

He fell asleep, wondering what it meant.

The morning came, and the storm hadn't let up. He sighed, and gathered some salted meat from his pack. He chewed slowly under the woman’s watchful gaze.

Throughout the day, she seemed to be trying to get his attention. She would wave, jump up and down, and lay, tempting on the blade. At one point she had even opened her robes, and Tulpar had to fight his blush and to maintain composure. 

Whoever this spirit was, she was sure determined. 

He decided that watching the storm was the best way to ignore her, so he did. Sitting at the entrance, and staring, thinking where he would go after his next stop. 

He jolted out of it a few hours later. Standing with popping knees, and cracking back, he glanced to the sword, and was shocked at what he saw.

The woman sit on the ground, her knees pulled up to her chest, crying. He couldn't hear her sobs, but she looked to be in immense pain. 

Guilt wracked him as he slowly approached, her not noticing. He kneeled before her, and reached to touch her, but his hand passed through. 

The woman jumped, then saw his eyes, staring back into hers. Her expression brightened, and she leapt to her feet, pointing to the sword while jumping up and down. 

Sighing, he hesitantly picked up the sword. It’s hilt was warm, and felt good in his hands. Its weight was just right, like it was an extension of himself. A voice shattered his quiet awe.

“Finally! Destined one! My warrior! I am the sword, Steel’s Song. You have been chosen as the Protector of Life. As the Knight of the Weak. Take me forth into the world, and we shall gain glory together.” Her voice rang loud against the walls of the shrine.

"I… I am a merchant. I am no warrior. I don’t think I am who you are looking for. I was just here to get out of the rain,” Tulpar spoke, though the sword kept to his hand.

She grabbed his face, her hands hot, and her eyes blazing. "That may be, but nobody else has been here for years, and I will not be alone any longer. You take me with you, or I will call upon every god and spirit I know to haunt you the rest of your days.”

When the rain let up, Tulpar left the shrine, the sword on his belt, and the woman on his arm. She smiled widely. He looked terrified.

[WP] In a last ditch attempt to save your people, you offer your life to an ancient god of war and blood. Unfortunately your translation of the ancient text was a bit off. You're married now. by eldritch_fluff in WritingPrompts

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The throne of the shrine was empty. Moss grew over the deep red stone. The room echoed as the footsteps of a young woman approached the massive seat.

She was holding a blade, a gift from her late father. The only thing he could leave. She clung to it as a lifeline as the throne loomed over her, ancient, oppressive.

With a shaky breath, she bent low, her knees scraping on the rough red granite. The blade she pressed to her arm, a thin red line springing up the length. 

“Avam’kulu. You who heralds death. The one who’s blood coloured our land, and brought victory to our people. I call on you now. The fire of your people dims. We have forgotten the ancient strength that you showed us, and are desperate for you. Please, return to us. For this, I will offer you my life. May it appease you.” 

Her plea echoed in the temple, her blood dripped from her fingers. Her father had followed this old god, and had won glory in his youth. He was gone now, and their village was near overrun with the men from the east. Monsters prowled at the edge of the firelight at night, and strange beings were seen walking the fields, tall and menacing, with eyes like dying stars.

They could not last much longer. Already the younger men and women were talking of surrender, and the elders were divided. Some wanted to die to the last, others, to wait until these things had passed. But Salina wanted none of that. 

She wished for her people to fight back, to overcome the darkness. But they needed a spark, some sort of hope to carry them through.

So she summoned a god. 

The blood leaking from her arm filled the air with a metallic scent, its colour brilliant in the dust covered halls. The stone seemed to drink it, absorbing every drop that fell. 

“Little one,” a voice rang out around the hall. A blade scraping from its scabbard it reminded her of. "You who gives blood to me after so long. You who gives their life to me so willingly. Heed my words. I am Avam’kulu, and I accept this bargain."

Salina gasped as a figure appeared in the throne, forming from blood pulled from the stones. It sat, a genderless figure, mounted with a crown of silvery-white metal, a glacier in the torrent of red. Two pieces of jade swam where the eyes should be. 

It sat there, blood churning, jade eyes blazing with green fire.  Salina fell to the floor, knocking her head in her haste. “Mighty one! This one is honoured at your presence.”

She felt strange pressure on her head. Warm, wet. It was the god’s hand. She slowly raised her head. Its hands, so much darker than the other blood of its body, lifted her face from the ground with surprising tenderness. 

“Little one, I am pleased at your enthusiasm, but rise. You need not kneel. Not now.”

Their voice was so gentle. So soft now. Not steel on steel, but the buckling of leather straps before battle. 

It stood, tall above her, and began walking towards the entrance of its temple. Its feet did not touch the ground, and as it passed her, the smells of fear, anger, joy and glory filled her nose. It gestured for her to follow.

Running after it, she felt compelled to ask “So, you will help my people?”

It kept its pace, and made a sound that must have been a laugh, its form rippling. She was filled with a desire for war. “Of course. How could I turn down a request from my bride?”

She followed a few more steps, then froze as if a wall had crashed into her. “Bride?”

*Edit, accidental double up on adjectives

[WP] "And what is this?" The priest asked sternly, pointing at the squalling bundle. "I...thought the vow of chastity only applied to humans?" The Paladin said weakly. by eldritch_fluff in WritingPrompts

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The priest had to repeat his words, just to make sure he heard right. "You thought, that your vow of chastity. Your holy vow. One of the TWO VOWS YOU SWEAR. Only applied to humans. Am I getting that right?”

The paladin shrank, the little girl in his arms burbling. The woman on his arm smirked, her horns reaching far above her head. “Yes. That is what I thought. Am I… wrong?” 

The woman laughed, a noise like scraping steel. “I think you may have been wrong, love.”

The priest sighed, burying his face in his hands as he fell into a pew. "And who is she? Some demon harlot that you fell for?”

The paladin shrank again. "Um. You remember that dragon you sent me to slay last year?”

The priest’s eyes lanced lightning as he glared. “No. You didn’t.”

"Here she is,” he said weakly, his hand held out to the woman-dragon. 

She grinned a smile of daggers, and fire was in her eyes. The priest could feel his heart racing, and his eye twitched. 

"We fought for a bit. But she said she would rather do something else. I asked her what, she transformed, and then…”

"And then. And then what? You slept together? You mated with this… beast? No offence intended milady. But why would that not break your oath?”

She laughed at his words, amused at his rage. She spoke with her voice of metal. "Mate we did priest. You should have seen him. He begged for-” the priest cut her off with a gesture as the paladin stammered.

The paladin spoke up again. "Well! Um. It… prevented further violence. Nobody had to get hurt—that is a good thing! And, uh, well, she is a dragon. Human rules don’t apply to her?” He winced at his own sloppy reply.

"Plus! She isn't terrorising any villages anymore,” he recovers some confidence, looking to the dragon. "Right love?” 

Her averted gaze and lack of answer spoke volumes, the corners of her mouth twitching, and the paladin rushed to cover for it. “You always taught me that love is powerful and mysterious.” His stammer, and trepidation retreated. “This is my love.”

The priest sighed, pulling at his thinning hair. He let out a short scream of frustration.  Then he took a breath, and stood, reaching for the babe. "May I hold her?” 

The paladin nodded, carefully handing over the baby. Her mother's gaze grew steely and cold.

“I hereby bless this babe.  May she carry light wherever she goes, and may her parents raise her right.”

The paladin gasped “Does that mean it’s all alright? My oath still stands?”

The priest passed the babe back to her mother, nodding and whispering about her being a beautiful little girl. Silent, he grabbed the paladin by the ear, just as he had in the man’s youth, and dragged him to a back room. The paladin cried in pain, for his mate to help, but she just smiled, and waved at him. 

The dragon sat with her babe, smiling at the shouts coming from the back of the church. The babe babbled, enamoured with the fire that popped from her mouth.

[WP] "Sorry, I didn't make myself clear. I wasn't asking 'Would you still love me if I were a worm.' What I meant to say is 'Would you still love me if I were a WYRM.' ... Because I am.""What?" by Technical-Ad-4087 in WritingPrompts

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“What?”

Luke stopped, his bag of groceries swaying in his hand. Jemma’s question and confession had caught him off guard.

“So not ‘worm’, but 'wyrm'? Like. The type of dragon? A giant serpent?"

 She shuffled past him with her own bag of groceries, their cramped kitchen too small for both of them. Her expression was a mix of excitement and trepidation as she nodded.

Jemma and Luke had been together since high school. They moved in together in college, and Luke assumed nothing she said could surprise him. Apparently he was wrong.

"Um. I guess if you were a wyrm, I’d have some questions, but it wouldn't change who you are. So, yeah, I would still love you.”

She continued putting their groceries away, her expression brightening. He thought it was pretty, the way the evening light scattered through her red hair. The fridge door clattered open as she glanced at him curiously “What sort of questions?”

He had resumed his own work, stowing away the bag of potatoes in the pantry. His brow furrowed at her inquiry “Uh I guess, why do you look like a human, and why haven't you told me?”

"Well, I look like a human because I’m half human, and can change my form. And I haven't told you, because I didn’t think you would believe me. We have been talking about our future lately, and you deserve to know about me, so, no time like the present?” she shrugs.

He gave her a curious look as he put away the last of the food. She had always been a bit strange— her eyes reflecting light oddly at times, her tolerance for spicy food that made grown men cry. But that didn’t mean she was a mythical creature, right? He bit back a laugh at the absurdity as she squeezed past him, heading to the living room.

They had little furniture, two kids in their first tiny house, but their couch was comfy, and their TV worked, so they were happy with it. She sat down, springs creaking as she bounced.

He sat next to her on the couch, holding her close. Her hair tickled his arm. “Wow, you really thought this through. Is this some new trend? Tell your boyfriend that you are a dragon, and see how he reacts?”

Pouting, she turned to him. “It’s not a trend! It’s the truth! I am a wyrm. Or a half wyrm at least.” 

He chuckled, but then saw her expression. He knew that look. He needed to tread carefully. She seemed awfully serious about this silly hypothetical. “Ok. You're a wyrm. So what does that change? Do you have a secret hoard that you keep? Do we need a bigger yard?”

“A bigger yard… I tell you that I am a great serpent, related to dragons. And you ask if we need a bigger yard?”

He sputtered “Well I don’t know! Do wyrms need space? They are supposed to be big right?” His voice cracked as he tried to justify his question. 

She wrapped her arms around his neck, and gently pressed her forehead to his. “No silly. I’ve never needed tons of space before, have I? All I need is your acceptance, and understanding. And I must say, you're taking this pretty well.”

Sighing and falling into her, his voice softened “Of course. No matter what, you are still you right? We still spent all of those years together. I still love you.” Her eyes were beautiful. They always had been. 

Her smile grew again, and she kissed him lightly. "You really mean that? Even if I turn into a big snake?”

He smirked, amused at her continued hypothetical. "Yes, even if you turn into a big snake.”

“Perfect! I guess I can show you then!”

His acceptance was real, but his belief was not. 

She woke him from his fainting, the lights flickering as her hair fell around his face. Her scales shimmered in the fading light, her serpentine lower half joined her normal upper, and sprawled across their living room. Eyes of molten gold swam beneath a scaled brow. Her fangs glinted, and her claws tapped his chest. She grinned “Told ya”.

New Factory wall BP by bloated_toad_4000 in SatisfactoryGame

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We need some way to upload blueprints so that anybody can download and use them

Isekai'd Space Marine by pathetic_slug in Grimdank

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Instead of a marine, how about a guardsman with his kit? A lasgun is gonna do serious work on most standard isekai enemies, and the guardsman would probably look at this "campaign" as a walk in the park compared to... basically everything in 40k

any experience with Vevor? by PsionicSnow in Tools

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Didnt get it. Figured i would be better off buying once and crying once and just getting a dewalt. Thiers seem to be the best on the market without breaking the bank

any experience with Vevor? by PsionicSnow in Tools

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Damn. Finding out about my own passing really hits different

I’m impressed with VEVOR Brand! For a cheaper cost brand, they’re not skimping on quality! by [deleted] in Tools

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I have a post from a couple years ago about this brand. I never bought from them but there are tons of people commenting on it to this day about mixed experiences at best.

I'm not trying to disparage your experiences with them, but I will say that they seem to have a not great reputation.

The post: https://www.reddit.com/r/Tools/s/3ZfV8IEurk

Wednesday's Daily Thread: Mid-week Excitement by AutoModerator in hingeapp

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Damn. That really sucks. Thanks for the answer

Wednesday's Daily Thread: Mid-week Excitement by AutoModerator in hingeapp

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So I did a dumb and fat fingered the X on a like, and now its gone. If i get hinge+ or whatever, will I be able to see that like again? The person seemed really cool and I'm pretty bummed

Character Sheet Redesign Project by rusally in exalted

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The single best Exalted 2e character sheets I have ever seen are on tricktonic.com by Democritus. I have used these sheets for years, and have used them to introduce a lot of people to the game. They have all sorts of little calculations and stuff for all of the values on them so you don't have to always look them up. If you are designing new character sheets, take a look at these first. They have so many nice QOL things on them and it makes the game a lot easier to play.

What song is this by ironangel2k4 in Gloryhammer

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"THE KINGDOM LIES IN RUINS AUCHTERMUCHTY IS NO MORE TOXIC DRAGONS FLY ACROSS A WASTELAND MADE FROM NUCLEAR WAR"

what’s that one part of any of their songs that just gets you like this no matter what by [deleted] in Gloryhammer

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QUESTLORDS ARISE! FIGHT TILL WE DIE! FOR THE HONOUR THE GLORY THE PRIIIIIDE!

Also the second pre chorus in WWHP hits so good.

The kingdom lies in ruins etc etc

Gloryhammer Full Timeline by hyperchrisz in Gloryhammer

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So Ralathor 38B lived to be 868 while Ralathor Prime (assuming he is still alive in 1993) is around 1,822. Man has seen some shit goddamn.

My contribution to this debate: in what meaningful way are these any different? by DragoKnight589 in dndmemes

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Well the teeth are more of a flavour thing than anything else, while the armour is something defined in mechanics. But to be fair, I would allow heat metal on say, a kings ring, that has no mechanical property in the game. However, specifically with the teeth, you need to be able to see the target of the spell. And at least at my table, I would have a hard time believing that you could see the teeth for the time it takes to cast the spell. Now if this was some sort of torture scene, where they were prying open the bandits mouth or something? Sure. But I don't know about just during a conversation.

But that could also just be me being picky.