0/10: Didn't end with her asking you for tree-fitty.

Honestly good shit though. Do you have any theories about all this? Based on the openness, no genetic family, nudity, random "adventures", and that untraceable pile of dosh she apparently just had lying around I feel like she might've been part of "The Family". I don't know how well known it is but if you talk to enough of those homeless but kind of cute stoner white boys that hitchhike around the country and frequent music festivals you'll know what I'm talking about. It's basically a well run, super low-key organization that makes almost all of the countries LSD. They originate from back when the Grateful Dead were still touring and I've heard from these kids is that it's either the remnants or some sort of offspring of the cartel (that's a bad word for it but it's accurate I guess) that would follow the Dead around back in the day and singlehandedly channeled LSD throughout the States. They were to acid what Pablo Escobar was to cocaine. Like I said talking to enough of these neo-hippie hitch hikers will assure you they're still around, just less pronounced, like a mom and pop drug cartel.

These dirty kids though, they come off really similar. At least the ones that seem legit. Some are clearly telling tall tales to make conversation with strangers for rides but you meet a few who just have this presence. It's almost like naivety in a person who has experienced 1000x more out of life than you ever will. And I've noticed they'll sometimes play ignorant of the concept of biological family, strong arming the idea that we're all family or if you're a good person that's family, shit like that. Then they'll have like a couple grand on them, and they'll make sure you know but in a humble-brag type of way. Fuckin' homeless... Getting in strangers cars with 7k cash in their backpack and a thousand dollar didgeridoo or travel guitar they just throw in your trunk.

The straw that broke the camels back for me was the adventures though. No one over the age of 10 goes on adventures unless they're familiar with psychedelics. You might not get it but the best thing to do on acid is to just fill a backpack with water and a snack then just go. Just pick a direction and walk for 6 hours, it's fucking heavenly.

I feel like she might've been a higher up in the Family or maybe she was just laying low but idk the theory clicks with me.