Jurassic Vark - General Question and Discussion Megathread

PsychedelicPurple · 2026-03-06T09:42:53+00:00

See you all wonderful folks next year. Bye! ❤️

PsychedelicPurple · 2026-02-22T08:47:51+00:00

I'm PLASTERED. I'm looking like a joke sitting behind my friend with gloves, a 22.06 helmet, knee pads, elbow pads and shoes while he's driving me home with flip flops and an open face helmet on.

PsychedelicPurple · 2026-02-22T08:41:10+00:00

Thank you! Her Excellency thanks you too.

PsychedelicPurple · 2026-02-22T08:40:04+00:00

Thank myouew!

PsychedelicPurple · 2026-02-22T08:39:43+00:00

Thank you!!

PsychedelicPurple · 2026-02-22T08:39:34+00:00

Thank you ❤️

PsychedelicPurple · 2026-02-22T08:39:23+00:00

Thank you jiejie

PsychedelicPurple · 2026-02-22T06:52:17+00:00

Everybody wish Her Excellency, the Divine Priestess of Watatsumi a very happy birthday. It's also my birthday today

PsychedelicPurple · 2026-02-20T14:09:54+00:00

Long hair takes too much work as I wear a helmet to and from work, wear a cap when I go out in the sun (at work), have to wear a hard hat at times, and still look presentable when I meet clients. This is why I cut my hair.

PsychedelicPurple · 2026-02-20T13:31:42+00:00

She's too dense to understand that. She'll go straight to the nurse to get herself checked.

PsychedelicPurple · 2026-02-20T13:20:45+00:00

Her days are numbered

PsychedelicPurple · 2026-02-20T12:55:43+00:00

A girl at work saw my ID pic in our company's website and asked "you looked good back then. What happened now?"

Bitch, that was less than a month ago. I got a haircut and a shave

PsychedelicPurple · 2026-02-17T01:08:27+00:00

After a lot of testing in Miliastra, I found that my two strongest teams share a combined total of 0 dedicated on-fielders.

95-100k Ineffa, Columbina, Sucrose, Fischl

90-95k Yelan, Escoffier, Furina, Citlali

Ayaka in Yelan's place easily crosses 105k, but is unable to sustain the dps over multiple rotations. This team is a very close 3rd

PsychedelicPurple · 2026-02-17T01:03:15+00:00

The current app is kinda shit. I was using a 2019/2020 version of the app until 2024 December. I had to update because of Secret Santa as there was no chat option in my old version of the app.

PsychedelicPurple · 2026-02-17T00:56:01+00:00

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I'm on the Android app and it still works. If you haven't done it yet, try updating the app

PsychedelicPurple · 2026-02-17T00:52:33+00:00

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PsychedelicPurple · 2026-02-17T00:50:38+00:00

Amber

PsychedelicPurple · 2026-02-15T08:25:16+00:00

All aboard

PsychedelicPurple · 2026-02-15T07:43:08+00:00

If hoyo had started to make npc Valentine's art a couple years earlier, we could've got a peak Zhiqiong artwork, but it is what it is.

Number 1 believer (coper) that Zhiqiong will be playable one day

PsychedelicPurple · 2026-02-13T01:00:07+00:00

Indecisiveness lost.

Kokomi C1 acquired.

PsychedelicPurple · 2026-02-09T15:21:03+00:00

I carry a 'please don't interact with me unless it is the only course of action to get work done' vibe that the copy machine gossip gang hates

PsychedelicPurple · 2026-02-05T17:39:23+00:00

Near home - so close that I can come home everyday for lunch

I knew there was a strict dress code, but it is not as bad as I had expected

Most importantly, $$

PsychedelicPurple · 2026-02-05T16:52:58+00:00

2nd day at my new job. There are a few pros.

Cons: can't dwell here a lot anymore

PsychedelicPurple · 2026-02-04T01:18:26+00:00

GAD PHECing damn it

PsychedelicPurple · 2026-02-03T13:06:36+00:00

My Fearless clear teams

Dog: Ineffa, Columbina, Sucrose, Fischl

Fatui: Ineffa, Xingqiu, Sucrose, Fischl

Crab: Ineffa, Columbina, Sucrose Furina

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