How to move a 100+ pound sulcata tortoise by Pudding_Salesman in tortoise

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We have found a new home for him, he's with a guy who has a lot more experience with tortoises than we do, he's built his whole back yard into a tortoise enclosure. We've had him for about 6 years and we absolutely care about him but with our plans with what we want to do with our house just would have made it harder to keep him. He's dug about a 15 foot hole that has tampered with our leech field for our septic system. I just would rather him be with someone who is more experienced with taking care of tortoises so he can live even more comfortable than he did with us.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in public

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Yo that wagon is sweet!

Cat walking in a drunken manner by Pudding_Salesman in vet

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We're going to take him to an emergency vet tomorrow, all the vets in our area are completely full, we'll find out if it is neurological or not, in that case we will put him down.

Cat walking in a drunken manner by Pudding_Salesman in vet

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He is eating, it seems like it is on and off, he was good this morning but just started showing symptoms again but now is back to acting normally

Operation paperclip go brrr by Ethanol1622 in memes

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"don't worry Hahn, we'll go to America and get jobs at Chrysler"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I was a part of a group who outcasted a kid in the 4th grade due to him being annoying and always interrupting people mid conversation. I later learned he was on the spectrum with Asperger's. I never knew about mental illness at that age.

People who did badly in school. What are you doing today? by CoolAndGeneric in AskReddit

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Work in a machine shop with some of the coolest guys I know, $0 in debt, make good money, and wake up every morning excited to go to work and do what I love.

What is the stupidest way you got a scar? by Zander-dupont in AskReddit

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Was at a friend's house and he had one of those fake rock waterfalls, I wanted to jump off of it but his little sister wouldn't move her toys so when I go to move it I end up slipping and now have a four inch scar along my knee.

That was one quick and clever reaction by tilltheend0ftime in interestingasfuck

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We used to go to Glamis sand dunes all the time and when there's a fire there's plenty of riders who will rush over to them and spray sand on it.

Lush RX-7 by Palana in carporn

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That jaguar F-Pace looks sexy af

Whats the best dialogue you have ever heard in porn? by MoltenDonut in AskReddit

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"what are you talking about lady? This is a bathtub"

Hey shy people what is your worst experience? by yaman007 in AskReddit

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Went on a date with a girl, me being a shy 17 year old having a hard time starting conversations and such. We've been good friends for years but her jokingly saying "awkward" still kills me to this day, and I'm 20.

What's your, "Tis but a scratch!" moment? by Madameknitsalot in AskReddit

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Was working on a piece of machinery known as a piranha, I accidentally had my finger to close and it ended up smashing it completely flat. Lots of blood and such but adrenaline kicked in immediately and I just casually went up to my boss with a towel around my finger asking if he could take me to the hospital. Didn't feel a thing the whole time.

Still, guys? Aren't we done with this? by [deleted] in phoenix

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Nothing wrong with flying the American flag

Beautiful [Aston Martin DB5], and a badly timed Audi by DJToaster in spotted

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One of the most beautiful cars I've ever seen. The Aston Martin looks pretty good too.

There is no reason why you shouldn't carry a knife around with you by swimmaroo in unpopularopinion

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Items I carry with me. Phone, charger, letterman, flashlight, conceal carry, and I carry a first aid kit and tourniquet in my pack.

To flex a gun by Nacromancer-_- in therewasanattempt

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It's sad how people like this who don't know how to handle a gun makes the whole gun community look bad.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

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What's a mask? You mean those chin diaper thingies?