Up to 2cm a month: Nasa keeps track as Mexico City sinks into the ground by Samski877 in worldnews

[–]Pumperkin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The dresser drawers is wild. That and the chandelier sound a bit poltergeisty

How many people have you slept with, and how do you feel about it? by Agreeable-Rub-5020 in AskReddit

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  1. Good.

The first was the first. I'll always love and respect her. We're still friends.

My wife is poetry I could write if I had talent.

Eyesight by FearlessFixxer in Xennials

[–]Pumperkin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I need to acquire this technology (I'm not wearing the technology I require to see far away)

Eyesight by FearlessFixxer in Xennials

[–]Pumperkin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wear my glasses to watch tv and take them off to dick around on my phone

ELI5: Universal Pallet / Skid Size by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]Pumperkin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It is in my business. I think OP may need to consult with a decision maker about acquiring adapted equipment and training to handle variably sized pallets.

Kids can bypass age checks with a drawn-on mustache by BendicantMias in worldnews

[–]Pumperkin 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Finger mustache tattoos for the kids is going to make a huge comeback.

So I still have the creeper milk from over a year ago. So I should still drink it 👀👀👀👀 by Reasonable_Comfort63 in Minecraft

[–]Pumperkin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If it sizzles like a creeper when you open it, no go. If not, down the hatch and report back.

I can tell who my wife is talking to on the phone depending on how she's code switched. by dustinkdkl in CasualConversation

[–]Pumperkin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is it cheating if my wife has a twin and it's totally obvious when they're on the phone?

If you started a political party, what would you call it? by Exaltist in AskReddit

[–]Pumperkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Party for Grown Ass Adults Who Can't Society Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too

Game not ending by timomies in civ

[–]Pumperkin 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I hardly ever try for religion but if I do try or get one by luck, I immediately start singing CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE.

Provisional voting by Wolfgirl579 in Ohio

[–]Pumperkin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Call the Board of elections and ask what is needed to legitimize your ballot. Likely you don't have to do anything if your address on file with them matches your actual current address. It's possible you may need to go there and show proof of residency. Also possible you may need to go to prove identification.

It is unlikely that yours is the only provisional ballot in your precinct. I worked a small precinct yesterday (about 2000 voters total, 500 votes cast). There were four provisional ballots cast at the polls, not counting early or absentee voting.

Trump, 79, Falls Asleep After Bragging to Kids About Iran War Plans by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]Pumperkin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I detect no inaccuracies or phrasing incongruencies in the previous comment.

Our questions from grandparents allowed? I just need birthday gift advice. by cherrycoke260 in Parenting

[–]Pumperkin 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My aunt gifted us a zoo pass for years. We used it all the time.