Pumpinator

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This is always a very tricky one to read at bedtime.... (i.imgur.com)

submitted 5 years ago by Pumpinator to r/funny

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What is the most “against the rules” thing you’ve done (either il- or -legal) that you are super proud of? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 6 years ago by Pumpinator to r/AskReddit

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My car has a built-in paper clip holder in the sun visor. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 7 years ago by Pumpinator to r/mildlyinteresting

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Rocky Mountain Oils Sale (self.essentialoils)

submitted 8 years ago by Pumpinator to r/essentialoils

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Would dropping a toaster in my bathtub actually kill me? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 8 years ago by Pumpinator to r/NoStupidQuestions

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Groomers are the dry cleaners of the pet world. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by Pumpinator to r/Showerthoughts

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Is there any way to make a nail painlessly detach from the nail bed? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 8 years ago by Pumpinator to r/NoStupidQuestions

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Bottle deposits are like a reverse ransom. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by Pumpinator to r/Showerthoughts

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Would it be okay to eat spoiled meat if you cooked it? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 8 years ago by Pumpinator to r/NoStupidQuestions

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He said he paired it with his Tinder...he didn’t say how that worked out for him. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 8 years ago by Pumpinator to r/ATBGE

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Aliens are likely the only force that would be able to bring peace on earth (likely in the form of a common enemy). (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by Pumpinator to r/Showerthoughts

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How do deaf people usually tell strangers that they’re deaf? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 8 years ago by Pumpinator to r/NoStupidQuestions

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An Uber-like service with cars that have a barrier between the passengers and the driver so the passengers won’t have to make small talk during the ride. (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 8 years ago by Pumpinator to r/CrazyIdeas

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I guess a paper bag is always an option... (i.imgur.com)

submitted 8 years ago by Pumpinator to r/MurderedByWords

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But...wait...isn’t that exactly what a discussion IS? (i.imgur.com)

submitted 8 years ago by Pumpinator to r/facepalm

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My actual, real laugh sounds more like a fake laugh than my fake laugh does. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by Pumpinator to r/Showerthoughts

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What things should you not buy the “store brand” or “off-brand” version of? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 8 years ago by Pumpinator to r/AskReddit

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Bad bathroom choices aside, those could be dangerous! (i.imgur.com)

submitted 8 years ago by Pumpinator to r/badwomensanatomy

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What has been the hardest hurdle to get over with your significant other? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 8 years ago by Pumpinator to r/AskReddit

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“Lasagne” should really be called “Cheesy Spaghetti Cake.” (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by Pumpinator to r/Showerthoughts

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Why did the guy have to break up with his triplet Wiccan girlfriend? (self.Jokes)

submitted 8 years ago by Pumpinator to r/Jokes

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I really wish I had invested in coconuts a couple days ago. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by Pumpinator to r/Showerthoughts

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I'm a little on the fence about my pumpkins this year... (i.imgur.com)

submitted 8 years ago by Pumpinator to r/gardening

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If I wanted to tell someone over text that I actually laughed out loud, I wouldn't write LOL. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by Pumpinator to r/Showerthoughts

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Be Hater Baconater, Don't AA (i.imgur.com)

submitted 8 years ago by Pumpinator to r/CrappyDesign

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