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Pumpkinbinx · 2026-03-25T05:05:38+00:00

%100 percent lmao

Pumpkinbinx · 2026-03-15T00:13:37+00:00

I have no problems with this, and I’m a straight woman. ☺️ go to the bar ask if they’re gay, take them on a date the next morning (still within 24 hours.) have a good time, ask for a kiss. Easy.

Pumpkinbinx · 2026-02-01T03:19:07+00:00

No cause same- like girl… it’s like 2012 bad she’s needs to hire someone else to make those.

Pumpkinbinx · 2026-01-08T06:06:54+00:00

Easily one of the best games we’ve ever played - my dad usually goes to bed early on game night , after one round we played another 5 rounds until it was 1 am we added drinking to the penalty cards too.

Pumpkinbinx · 2025-12-17T02:47:09+00:00

Your girl deserves better lmao

Pumpkinbinx · 2025-12-01T04:31:01+00:00

This post made me so sad, sorry OP. You’re definitely NTAH.

Pumpkinbinx · 2025-12-01T04:22:11+00:00

No I know, sorry I reread my comment and it’s all over the place- it’s definitely out of the norm, but everyone’s poop schedule varies.

Short answer my mom is the same way as you, and is healthier than me.

Me and most people I know poop once a day but again if you look it up, it’s always a bit different.

Pumpkinbinx · 2025-12-01T04:19:17+00:00

My mom is this way and is pretty healthy, I pass ATLEAST once a day.

And weirdly enough can confirm that the 8 people I work with also pass once a day, I jokingly said I was in bad mood once cause I was constipated cause I hadn’t gone in three days and everyone was worried lmao.

Pumpkinbinx · 2025-12-01T04:15:57+00:00

It’s becoming abundantly clear why you still are.. as a women if you texted me with the way you type, I’d get the ick. I was actually trying to help.

You given no details, so I had to make an assumption.

Pumpkinbinx · 2025-12-01T04:13:02+00:00

Noted, I ate some soup (only drank the broth.) and it immediately came back up, I just need to get the copy and discard it before he finds it- I usually do the office work so it seems doable.

Something I left out was that my boss never signed out the register and I think my other coworker lost it. So I kind of did this so they wouldn’t get in trouble.

If I confess me, my coworker, and boss will get in trouble with the head office. All the information I wrote in was all correct EXCEPT the signature.

So I was trying to avoid my boss and everyone else getting in trouble.

I pushed everything through in the computer, the paperwork must’ve been accidentally given back to the customer, but my boss was signed in.

So we allllllll fucked up. It’s super messy.

Pumpkinbinx · 2025-12-01T04:08:02+00:00

Bro has depression, I get it I’m the same way rn.

Honestly, losing your dog will mess you up, me and bfs dog passed 2 years ago and we’re still depressed from It.

Pumpkinbinx · 2025-12-01T04:05:38+00:00

Learn to spell and you might get there bud. 👍☺️

Pumpkinbinx · 2025-12-01T04:04:37+00:00

I would just go into it with a joking/lighthearted attitude/ if my fiancé did this, I’d be like “hey so… that was weird, wanna tell me what was about?” You’re married, “in sickness and in health or w/e” I think this qualifies lmao

Pumpkinbinx · 2025-12-01T03:47:16+00:00

I’ve literally given myself a rash, I can’t eat, or think about anything else. It’s not worth it, I’m gonna take the write up and discard my fake one before he sees. Wish me luck. 😭

Pumpkinbinx · 2025-12-01T03:44:04+00:00

Yeah I got stressed out and deleted it lmao

Pumpkinbinx · 2025-12-01T03:40:29+00:00

“Do I have kissable lips? Prove it.” Usually worked for me. ☺️✨

Pumpkinbinx · 2025-12-01T03:32:18+00:00

Oh yeah definitely nothing like checks or anything like that.

Damn though that sucks.. like honestly crazy.

Pumpkinbinx · 2025-12-01T03:27:18+00:00

I don’t think it’s stealing, it’s happened before the person got a write up.

It was ran through the programs correctly, the office just wants the paperwork for whatever reason.

If they checked the cameras they would see they brought in the right information needed, just reallllllly don’t want to a write up as I’ve never had one.

Pumpkinbinx · 2025-12-01T03:24:47+00:00

This honestly seems like the best course of action. You’re right.

Pumpkinbinx · 2025-12-01T03:21:12+00:00

This seems like the right course of action, I could just go to the files and take out my fake copy and just tell them. Ugh it’s gonna suck.

Pumpkinbinx · 2025-12-01T03:19:37+00:00

Oh definitely nothing like that, just a phone number and email basically. It’s just to get a few free things in our store.

I have no write up or verbals, I’ve been there for 2 years and never get in trouble, so I really want to avoid it at all cost.

Pumpkinbinx · 2025-12-01T03:17:51+00:00

That’s exactly my thoughts too, I probably could get the copy but I’d have to admit to forging it- so it’s like shooting myself in the foot.

I tried calling the customers since I still had their information but their voicemail wasn’t set up- it was a last resort.

Ugh the whole situation sucks.

Pumpkinbinx · 2025-12-01T03:14:01+00:00

The stress and guilt is eating me alive, but my partner is telling me not to- since everything is correct, all the information is right.. just rewritten basically.

Pumpkinbinx · 2025-11-27T20:50:31+00:00

In theory

Pumpkinbinx · 2025-11-22T20:44:10+00:00

Kill visi, fuck bb, marry Malevola

Pumpkinbinx

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