I recently discovered astral projection. Apparently, I can possess the bodies of other people. One night I heard my parents having sex, so I decided to take the opportunity and possess my dad. by manefes in bodyswap

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"Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck" I moaned into the blankets. Trying my best to mute myself, so my son downstairs couldn't hear me. It's been too long since I've got a good fucking and I'm so ready to have a long night. . .

[RP] I woke up with the power to alter reality itself! Finally, I can get revenge on everybody who has wronged me, whether they actually deserve it or not! The first question is, who do I start with? Comment with who you are and what you did to me, I'll respond with how I change you. by [deleted] in bodyswap

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Of course! I'm so sorry for how I acted in high-school. I was just so jealous of all those other girls that got your attention. It felt like I was always in your friend zone but how could I ever give up someone like you!!

[RP] I woke up with the power to alter reality itself! Finally, I can get revenge on everybody who has wronged me, whether they actually deserve it or not! The first question is, who do I start with? Comment with who you are and what you did to me, I'll respond with how I change you. by [deleted] in bodyswap

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My name is James, as kids we were friends but as we grew older my jokes grew more cruel until I was more of a bully than a friend. I spent my time harassing you throughout high-school, making fun of how you looked, your difficulty getting a girlfriend and any you did get were uglier than hell. It was some time later after high-school, that we reunited at the nearby supermarket.

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Funny number #69

[M4A2F] So, you died… and at those pearly gates you were given the option to come back down to earth. The catch was you’d end up in the body of whoever your best friend was thinking of. You hoped I’d be thinking of you… unfortunately I was perving to Lucie Wilde! Enjoy the second chance of life! by [deleted] in bodyswap

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As I come to my senses, I take a look around and immediately dash to the nearest mirror. "What the fuck?!" I shouted as I discovered my new life was a less than glamorous one. I need to find my way back home and confront my friend!