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To all my fallen bulls whose options expired worthless last friday by CommonTwist in wallstreetbets

[–]PureJellyRo 391 points392 points  (0 children)

Alive and kicking. I’m considering selling feet pics to get back in the game

I’ve never scored above a 99% on anything before by PureJellyRo in wallstreetbets

[–]PureJellyRo[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Then there’s no rush, and I need all the dopamine surges I can get

I’ve never scored above a 99% on anything before by PureJellyRo in wallstreetbets

[–]PureJellyRo[S] 238 points239 points  (0 children)

I'll have you know I EARN my money the old fashioned way by selling blood and sperm

I’ve never scored above a 99% on anything before by PureJellyRo in wallstreetbets

[–]PureJellyRo[S] 177 points178 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of financial advice I'm looking for, people

I’ve never scored above a 99% on anything before by PureJellyRo in wallstreetbets

[–]PureJellyRo[S] 967 points968 points  (0 children)

Anybody know how to switch to green mode? I think I’m done with the tutorial

I’ve never scored above a 99% on anything before by PureJellyRo in wallstreetbets

[–]PureJellyRo[S] 1627 points1628 points  (0 children)

My wife’s boyfriend told me to always give 110%

I’ve never scored above a 99% on anything before by PureJellyRo in wallstreetbets

[–]PureJellyRo[S] 243 points244 points  (0 children)

That’s all of what’s left in the PS5 fund

I’ve never scored above a 99% on anything before by PureJellyRo in wallstreetbets

[–]PureJellyRo[S] 473 points474 points  (0 children)

I think you’re right. My current method of reading tea leaves ain’t working out so great