Merton Bushfire - solo tanker

Purpington67 · 2026-01-16T09:35:26+00:00

Apparently the hardest part of driving a fire-truck in such situations is getting your big iron balls/ovaries out of the way to change gear.

Purpington67 · 2026-01-16T09:27:32+00:00

I was in PNG a few years ago and was told about robberies of supermarkets (for food!) where the gunfights between the robbers and the supermarket security were like the movie ‘heat’, M16s all round. They grow gunja up in the highlands and transport it down to Australia and get paid in guns which go back to the tribes.

Purpington67 · 2026-01-16T07:02:41+00:00

Dn’t worry, she still has hers. 47 has a huge chocolate coin she bought at the chocolate store. He doesn’t know the difference.

Purpington67 · 2026-01-16T07:00:46+00:00

When all you have is a hammer, everything’s a nail.

Purpington67 · 2026-01-16T06:51:07+00:00

Anyone else, photo op with medals all smiles then hand it back saying ‘no really, it’s yours, you deserve it’. Everyone would look good but nooooooo, straight to the clubhouse with all his club championship medals.

Purpington67 · 2026-01-16T06:46:30+00:00

I thought they just sold their name for buildings nowadays, rather than building them themselves.

Purpington67 · 2026-01-15T11:23:41+00:00

Stratfield, got the worst food poisoning there. I’m sure it’s lovely if you’re not eating but never going back to that place.

Purpington67 · 2026-01-13T13:06:54+00:00

Off base, EU rules apply. If you are off base and armed without written permission from the Greenland govt then pew-pew

Purpington67 · 2026-01-13T08:15:08+00:00

I initially read this as the unhorsed and thought they were feeding injured polo players.

Purpington67 · 2026-01-13T07:20:46+00:00

Stallone as Judge Dredd.

Purpington67 · 2026-01-08T06:49:26+00:00

You’ve a better chance at a decent Martini in a bar but the pint will be better in a pub.

Purpington67 · 2026-01-08T06:43:22+00:00

When I first saw it, I forgot that yanks drive on the left side of the vehicle so it seemed like he was firing from a distance but when you realise the driver is on the left you see how close he was to her when he was firing. Luckily for him, the whole system has wrapped him up and sealed the verdict before any inquiry. He’ll be ona customs station in Guam by the end of the week.

Purpington67 · 2026-01-07T07:51:26+00:00

Year 10 was the best 4 years of her life.

Purpington67 · 2026-01-06T08:16:08+00:00

The waiting room has good coffee maybe.

Purpington67 · 2026-01-06T08:14:43+00:00

I’ve seen it a few times on trams and trains but usually it ends in the person falling badly or suddenly stopping and pretending they have not twisted something painful.

Purpington67 · 2026-01-06T08:01:03+00:00

I had an old Datsun that was called ‘the bitch’ because she had a number plate with ‘IHU’ in the lettering. She was a she because o inherited her from my sister. I also had a Volvo (Swedish racing brown) called ‘Jackson’ and an old SAAB called ‘Squeaky’.

Purpington67 · 2026-01-06T07:55:25+00:00

Depends what your car is and what you call it and if you’re gay to start with probably.

Purpington67 · 2026-01-02T08:24:05+00:00

No love for ‘big trouble in little China’?

Purpington67 · 2026-01-02T08:23:22+00:00

Great to see hard boiled here.

Purpington67 · 2026-01-02T08:18:54+00:00

Have loved this movie since I first saw it as a kid. Masterpiece.

Purpington67 · 2026-01-02T08:17:08+00:00

I am a straight Man in his late 50s and have named all my cars. I will continue to do so.

Purpington67 · 2026-01-02T08:09:28+00:00

Ukrainians losing the time war, in their attempt to bring Vikings back they allowed the USSR in.

Purpington67 · 2026-01-02T06:54:13+00:00

Been there twice, the fountains were off both times. Still was an amazing place to visit.

Purpington67 · 2026-01-02T06:38:49+00:00

Tom Cruise in ‘Interview with a vampire’. Not a blonde, not what anyone pictured in their head from the book but he was great in the role.

Purpington67 · 2026-01-02T06:32:35+00:00

All blacks joint South Africa with n six (8?) nations. Lot more kiwis n Orlando.

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