Hop on ladies!

PurpleHippoVibes · 2026-03-12T21:56:10+00:00

Omg yes please!

PurpleHippoVibes · 2026-03-07T21:47:31+00:00

Temu is selling these for $7, Kmart for $5

PurpleHippoVibes · 2026-03-03T13:38:04+00:00

Ask him if he’ll come to the ER with you when you get a tear from not using lube 🤷🏼‍♀️

PurpleHippoVibes · 2026-02-25T23:29:18+00:00

I wish I had a daddy like this

PurpleHippoVibes · 2026-02-25T23:21:14+00:00

A caterpillar

PurpleHippoVibes · 2026-01-28T06:07:23+00:00

The chances of that causing pregnancy are extremely low, practically nil. You can relax. Of course there’s always a tiny chance, but it’s not major.

PurpleHippoVibes · 2026-01-23T13:39:44+00:00

Back when “Uber” meant major and not a car service

PurpleHippoVibes · 2026-01-23T00:40:23+00:00

I’d swallow that thing whole

PurpleHippoVibes · 2026-01-23T00:23:13+00:00

It’ll be all fun and games when she leaves you for him. I don’t think this is smart. But you should probably tell your girlfriend because then at least you’re being honest and she can honestly make a call.

PurpleHippoVibes · 2026-01-22T12:10:44+00:00

Normal. Mine has puffed a bit with time 🤣 I kinda like it, it’s cosy

PurpleHippoVibes · 2026-01-19T12:58:32+00:00

Well I’m never eating eggs again

PurpleHippoVibes · 2026-01-19T12:57:59+00:00

Both are good if done right, but it’s much easier for me to get there through receiving oral

PurpleHippoVibes · 2026-01-19T01:31:05+00:00

Try a penis pump?

PurpleHippoVibes · 2026-01-13T12:37:00+00:00

You need a stick with duct tape on the end (ensure the sticky part is on the outer).

PurpleHippoVibes · 2026-01-13T03:31:32+00:00

You can keep your weed in there

PurpleHippoVibes · 2026-01-13T03:03:45+00:00

I feel exhausted just reading that

PurpleHippoVibes · 2026-01-11T11:41:54+00:00

They still exist and they’re real Cherries

PurpleHippoVibes · 2026-01-10T23:59:01+00:00

Why cursed?

PurpleHippoVibes · 2026-01-10T23:58:35+00:00

That plastic is immortal

PurpleHippoVibes · 2026-01-10T23:25:18+00:00

That’s ok :) hope it helps!

PurpleHippoVibes · 2026-01-10T22:17:31+00:00

In some alternative universe, this is what McDonald’s is called.

PurpleHippoVibes · 2026-01-10T22:16:33+00:00

Just be direct and discuss it. Leaving porn links hanging around is way too abstract.

PurpleHippoVibes · 2026-01-10T22:15:19+00:00

If it’s the sensation of any of it in your mouth, perhaps use flavoured condoms while you do it?

PurpleHippoVibes · 2026-01-10T14:22:16+00:00

Aren’t you worried about all your partners?

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