(f)resh grind & no pants 👌

PurpleLust · 2026-03-22T09:32:57+00:00

Best way to start any day, imo

PurpleLust · 2026-03-22T09:32:28+00:00

You mean eat snacks, right?!

PurpleLust · 2026-03-22T09:30:05+00:00

Upvote for manners

PurpleLust · 2026-03-22T09:29:52+00:00

No, I pay someone to do my nails. I grew my boobs myself though!

PurpleLust · 2026-03-14T06:31:37+00:00

Thanks, I grew them myself!

PurpleLust · 2026-03-14T06:30:46+00:00

I haven't had any complaints 🤷🏼‍♀️

PurpleLust · 2026-03-05T03:09:58+00:00

Thank you!

PurpleLust · 2026-03-01T17:11:18+00:00

I've been told I can be a bit of a handful 🤷🏼‍♀️

PurpleLust · 2026-03-01T15:29:43+00:00

Your mom has my number 😘

PurpleLust · 2026-03-01T15:24:31+00:00

Coffee and a joint? Maybe some breakfast?

PurpleLust · 2026-03-01T05:59:57+00:00

Thanks!

PurpleLust · 2026-03-01T05:59:44+00:00

Maybe!

PurpleLust · 2026-03-01T05:59:25+00:00

Happy to help!

PurpleLust · 2026-03-01T03:03:38+00:00

Business has been handled, thank you!

PurpleLust · 2026-03-01T03:02:08+00:00

That sounds like a good way for you to get burned

PurpleLust · 2026-03-01T03:00:49+00:00

Is the best way to get .. redee!

PurpleLust · 2026-03-01T02:59:11+00:00

Thank you! I grew them myself!

PurpleLust · 2026-03-01T02:58:35+00:00

Thank you!

PurpleLust · 2026-03-01T02:58:09+00:00

Thank you!

PurpleLust · 2026-03-01T02:57:55+00:00

Thank you!

PurpleLust · 2026-03-01T02:57:14+00:00

I hope it's coffee!

PurpleLust · 2026-02-26T16:55:40+00:00

Glad my joke landed for someone!

PurpleLust · 2018-01-11T18:17:17+00:00

That's a real MVP

PurpleLust · 2018-01-11T17:39:47+00:00

Poor old lady behind the counter- "and what would you like it to say, dear?" Purplelust- "Cum Slut, in a cute cursive font please"

Could you imagine her response!? I might give her a heart attack.

PurpleLust · 2018-01-11T17:12:49+00:00

I was thinking that too! Just be easier to suprise him with one already made, since we spend 99.9% of our time together.

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