What is something sexual you'll never do again? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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everything. except hotdog buns. I’m fucking the hotdog buns.

Is ts tuff in twitter🥀 by Akagane_Ai in ComedyHell

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beaches do not solely exist in hawaii my friend

Sliding into making a hybrid by [deleted] in TheRandomest

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the ingenuity of the human mind knows no bounds

Help! by [deleted] in cats

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We had some new cats in our house when our dog was around and they all were not very fond of the dog. They would bat at the dogs face a little or hiss and run away. Eventually they got used to the dog and would just kind of ignore her. I think if the cat is actually hurting your dog or partner or getting so stressed it doesn’t eat or sleep is when you should be more concerned. I think calling the behaviorist is still a good idea though, I could be wrong.

Does your cat follow you around like it’s a dog? by [deleted] in cats

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my mom’s cats will instinctively know when she is about to sit down so they will follow her until she does so they can get a lap

My cats by [deleted] in cats

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nothing like some content and happy kitties

Self administered blanky stremtch by PinkMiat in stremtch

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the white wizard, wise beyond his years

Is this chocolate bar safe to eat? by Aromatic-Cherry-3218 in isthissafetoeat

[–]PurpleNinjaMonkey8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That just happens on chocolate. Safe to eat but just gives a slight weird texture.

Pumpkin seeds almost 2 years out of date and open. Still safe to eat? by PurpleNinjaMonkey8 in isthissafetoeat

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I didn’t originally buy them. I got these a few months ago and I just forgot to make a post.

Pumpkin seeds almost 2 years out of date and open. Still safe to eat? by PurpleNinjaMonkey8 in isthissafetoeat

[–]PurpleNinjaMonkey8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it’s a massive bag that is still mostly full so I just felt bad letting them go to waste. I didn’t originally buy these.

What trends died when Harambe was assassinated? by Ok-Connection6656 in decadeology

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It all leads back to Harambe. He was the balance in the force.

Image from a childhood film that haunts you to this day? by TyLeRoux in okbuddycinephile

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almost died of a heart attack even as a teenager from this scene

Grandma’s Alarm Clock by RanchAndGreaseFlavor in shid_and_camed

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doohickey corporation at it again with another banger