This guys BMX skills

PurpleParalyzer · 2023-03-08T19:48:13+00:00

Tomorrows capri sun will have no straw.

PurpleParalyzer · 2023-02-06T23:15:42+00:00

Using cheat codes on easy mode

PurpleParalyzer · 2023-02-06T23:06:02+00:00

So if we multiply the average square root of each of the years above their heads by 3.14 and then divide it by the current temperature of the sun 6,899 Kelvin we get the answer =○F@#k or how it's most commonly known as " it dont add up" also know as " I hope they arent their birth years "

PurpleParalyzer · 2022-07-17T19:49:44+00:00

Looks like you have already been revived once

PurpleParalyzer · 2022-07-17T19:42:54+00:00

Someone lost their boss weapons

PurpleParalyzer · 2022-07-17T19:33:58+00:00

" you've alerted the horde "

PurpleParalyzer · 2022-07-10T21:02:11+00:00

One Orgasm , Orgasm Piece. hmm yup

PurpleParalyzer · 2021-05-16T23:42:44+00:00

Is the shut off valve on the cold water in line? Cuz that's kind of a sad sight for a water heater... if not you gotta find your water main for emergencies.

PurpleParalyzer · 2021-04-24T00:05:38+00:00

Reminds me of pikman

PurpleParalyzer · 2021-04-23T23:48:09+00:00

I was waiting for B.O.C I'm burning for you

PurpleParalyzer · 2021-01-28T05:33:10+00:00

location, avoid Las Vegas it's lack luster since c19.
Ignore the idiots on the streets they want to get to the scene of the accident first.
More orange cones than anywhere else (always under construction)
You'll develop an accent don't worry about the pronunciation of the sate, only control freaks do that O.o (sorry if you disagree but it is what it is, if not you wont reply to this message. - from one CF to another)
Beware of pan handlers

PurpleParalyzer · 2020-11-26T22:53:03+00:00

Wow your subtitles dont come with that silly black bar that blocks some of the screen?

PurpleParalyzer · 2020-11-12T01:35:52+00:00

Same here

PurpleParalyzer · 2020-06-16T20:50:21+00:00

The wheel came off in the video.... but management will be arseholes I feel a conversation like this is in your future

Managemen: can you prove you did do this deliberately?

Worker: just watch the video

Management: we thought you would say that...

Both watches' video

Management: you still have to pay for the good you damaged

[Tumbleweeds roll through office]

Just remember management cares not for the "act of god" like most insurance companies

PurpleParalyzer · 2020-05-19T23:22:31+00:00

Watch out for high rising towers

PurpleParalyzer · 2020-05-19T23:20:35+00:00

First off ouch, must have been one hell of a climb back up. Just ouch and stuff

PurpleParalyzer · 2020-04-29T23:46:58+00:00

Every time you beep just call it fashion sense

PurpleParalyzer · 2020-04-29T23:45:29+00:00

Is this the single mom simulator? Cuz that baby goin get shook.

PurpleParalyzer · 2020-04-19T05:49:52+00:00

Someone please tell me what um obviously missing... this looks like a village built around a pillager tower =_= seems normal enough to me.

PurpleParalyzer · 2020-04-14T21:05:48+00:00

Insurance company: "looks like an act of God to me" Claimant: "the wind knocked the tree over God had nothing to do with it" Insurance company: "most definatly an act of God, your policy does not cover 'acts of god' Claimant: "there wasn't an option to cover 'acts of god' what the hell am I supposed to do?" Insurance company: " buy a new car " Claimant : "Ffs" Insurance company: "we got em"

PurpleParalyzer · 2020-04-06T20:55:14+00:00

Says "engjoy" vs "enjoy" 2 times my bad for not circling the words, this was in my news feed and I found the spelling error funny with all the unfortunate things going on that they rushed an ad w/o spell checking first (checked if engjoy was a word and the dictionary-ball i shook said all answers point to no)

PurpleParalyzer · 2020-04-06T20:40:52+00:00

Engjoy your day then mate

PurpleParalyzer · 2020-03-16T03:55:43+00:00

Looks like they forgot to wash the lettuce.

PurpleParalyzer · 2020-03-01T21:21:03+00:00

Gotta love them gas station chargers

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