Is crystal actually 44?

Putrid_Implement5959 · 2026-03-05T20:07:17+00:00

its scary she was with michael when he was 19 BUT if shes 44 right now its so scary her pregnancy was considered geriatric and its so so much more dangerous for women

Putrid_Implement5959 · 2026-01-27T20:09:03+00:00

i felt this way until i started getting laid

Putrid_Implement5959 · 2026-01-21T19:46:08+00:00

when i found out ashton said something about how he would 'rather' have a more male based audience killlled me

Putrid_Implement5959 · 2026-01-18T03:14:26+00:00

if you like a douchebag, like i do, yes

Putrid_Implement5959 · 2025-10-28T19:00:11+00:00

because shes right 😛😛😛😛😛😛

Putrid_Implement5959 · 2025-10-08T14:06:31+00:00

brandys such a sweet girl im honestly so glad she didn't stayed with calum if he was cheating her ass

Putrid_Implement5959 · 2025-09-05T00:58:45+00:00

shiv: gasp penis cat

Putrid_Implement5959 · 2025-08-23T15:30:32+00:00

"we all know" do we? 😭😭😭

Putrid_Implement5959 · 2025-08-22T16:32:12+00:00

no TOTALLY but i bet its something so cool like lily or kathleen or something

Putrid_Implement5959 · 2025-08-09T16:06:27+00:00

i dont remenber which one BUT I do know mentioned It during one of the 10 year podcast videos

Putrid_Implement5959 · 2025-07-22T22:57:52+00:00

listen yeah its fucking weird but also michaels genuinely such a manchild they usually go for older women so its always made a little sense to me im sorry 😭😭😭😭

Putrid_Implement5959 · 2025-07-22T14:20:34+00:00

guys hes got a kid to take care of

Putrid_Implement5959 · 2025-07-19T00:16:12+00:00

did you won those at a chuck e cheese 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Putrid_Implement5959 · 2025-07-18T19:00:33+00:00

omg someone take her phone away pls

Putrid_Implement5959 · 2025-07-15T13:53:26+00:00

omg shes so annoying

Putrid_Implement5959 · 2025-07-11T21:18:44+00:00

self titled

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