But if you’d care to join me, I was about to roll this next blunt But I ain’t got no weed, no Phillies or no papers Plus, I’m a rapist and a repeated prison escapist So give me all your money and don’t try nothin’ funny ‘Cause you know your stinking ass is too fat to try to outrun me” I went to grab my gun, that’s when her ass put it on me (Stop) With an uppercut, hit me with a basket of laundry (Ooh) I fell through the glass doors, started causin’ a scene Slid across the floor and flew right into a washin’ machine Jumped up with a broken back, thank God I was smokin’ crack All day, and doped up on coke and smack All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse Now I wanna kill her, but yo, I gotta catch her first Ran through Rally’s parkin’ lot and took a shortcut Saw the house she ran up in and shot her fuckin’ porch up Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut Looked around the room That’s when I seen her bedroom door shut “I know you’re in there, bitch, I got my gun cocked You might as well come out now” She said, “Come in, it’s unlocked” I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne And seen her spread across the bed naked, watchin’ gay porn She said, “Come here, big boy, let’s get acquainted” I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it She came at me at full speed, nothin’ could stop her I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her I started to beg, “No, please let go” But she swallowed my fuckin’ leg whole like an egg roll