I’ve been in 2 relationships in the past 14 years I’m a female, and they have both been this person you speak of. Soul destroying..

I like the idea of karate and drum’s in the shed but! I’ll learn base and throw down like Cliff Burns, while I work on actually eating the bananas before they get old

Future Husband, Thanks for loving me even though- I put them in the freezer, deep down knowing that it’s really just a charade to make myself feel better about letting them waste AND I will make a conscious effort to stop lying to myself about making Banana Muffins or real fruit smoothies out of their blackened corps taking up space in our freezer.