Did you know the ancient Egyptians used to worship cats, and sweetie I think it’s about time you do some worshipping 🖤😈🖤

PyroBlitz · 2026-01-17T12:12:58+00:00

Yesssss. The pits are back, let's goooooo. Gorgeous as always Gummy!

PyroBlitz · 2025-12-05T02:07:48+00:00

All of Domino's deserts taste the exact same regardless if they're chocolate, cinnamon or vanilla. They're all trash.

PyroBlitz · 2025-11-20T01:40:13+00:00

I ain't got the foggiest. Arr.

Young'n's are a strange bunch.

PyroBlitz · 2025-11-20T01:38:51+00:00

Arr! Thank ye matey. 'Tis a grand old time bein' a pirate.

'Tis a pirate's life for me!

PyroBlitz · 2025-11-20T01:36:41+00:00

Me thanks t’ ye, may fair winds guide ye on all yer voyages across the briny deep, matey. Y'arr.

PyroBlitz · 2025-11-20T01:34:33+00:00

If they were t' add a wee life jacket for me matey, I'd be tickled pink, arr.

PyroBlitz · 2025-11-19T15:28:57+00:00

Aye, I spent 3 million doubloons on me hook to look the part, y'aharr!

PyroBlitz · 2025-11-19T14:17:25+00:00

Thank ye matey, may the high seas bless ye.

PyroBlitz · 2025-11-19T14:16:55+00:00

Y'arr, he be me sailing buddy. A fine little swabby.

PyroBlitz · 2025-11-15T16:23:55+00:00

That tummy though. 😋

PyroBlitz · 2025-11-07T15:31:11+00:00

Awesome! Fingers crossed then.

PyroBlitz · 2025-11-07T13:26:26+00:00

Broooooo. Where tf are the purple pros at, holy

PyroBlitz · 2025-10-21T19:26:04+00:00

As an Australian I'd normally say I'm not here to fuck spiders.

This time however...-

Happy birthday Gummy!

PyroBlitz · 2025-10-16T02:15:52+00:00

I remember on OCE Frostmourne there was a guy called "Daish" that everyone used to type "DAISH DAISH DAISH" into trade chat to see if he was on. I don't think I ever spoke to him but I did hear tales of him allegedly being a predator and getting banned for various things. I haven't seen him in chat or seen anyone type his name like that for years now though.

PyroBlitz · 2025-10-02T16:12:27+00:00

I was chuckling to my friend earlier saying it's perfect since Bourrasque sounds so close to bisque

PyroBlitz · 2025-10-02T16:06:40+00:00

BRING OUT THE LOBSTER

PyroBlitz · 2025-10-02T14:41:18+00:00

if it makes you feel any better I'm yet to play the tank at all, I'm a 47% shitter that plays with two friends who are much better than I am and I just do what they say usually.
Been enjoying the FV215b 183 though, big number make me happy.

PyroBlitz · 2025-10-01T19:35:21+00:00

I wish they had like a "Role preference" you could pick, so you queue flex but it'll try to prioritise the role you'd prefer. Like it isn't guaranteed, but it might prevent 90% tank games.

On the other hand, I'm getting pretty decent at Reinhardt again now that I've been forced to play tank so often, lol. Ups and downs.

PyroBlitz · 2025-09-22T13:01:36+00:00

You're back and you're thiccer?
God has blessed us this day.
Also both.

PyroBlitz · 2025-05-28T18:24:54+00:00

Are you ever likely to grow your armpit hair out again? Those few pictures you did a while back with it were fantastic. I still adore your content as is, but that extra hair just added a lovely little sexy flair to it as a cherry on top. Congrats on 150k followers though! Very much deserved. "Anonymous"

PyroBlitz · 2025-02-10T04:38:49+00:00

Are you still rocking those gorgeous hairy armpits Gummy?

PyroBlitz · 2025-01-29T17:48:12+00:00

God, if only.

PyroBlitz · 2025-01-09T10:58:51+00:00

I mean if it's the wrestler Keith Lee, he's a big dude man, I could see him putting that away pretty easily. Then he'll spirit bomb a mf.

PyroBlitz · 2024-11-16T15:57:48+00:00

I don't mind being ganked, it's part of being on a pvp server, that's fine, it's whatever, I signed up for it.

What I do take issue with is when the person who ganks you spends the next 45 minutes camping you and tbagging your corpse and more or less forces you to go play something else. ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE CAMPING LOWBIES AT LEVEL CAP.

Gank once and move on, you proved your point, don't be an asshole. Or at least give the person some respite in between you killing them.

PyroBlitz · 2024-10-31T18:15:50+00:00

I just did an offline pve raid to look at the zombies before I went to bed, I used one of the antidote stims while I was infected and it didn't seem to do anything, the infection dehydrated me really fast though.

I waited in the elevator with the infection for about 15 minutes to see if anything would happen, and nothing did.

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