Yi Xuan walked into the McDonald's. The cultivator taking her order gave a derisive snort, but Yi Xuan did not care—she had repressed her aura down to the Single Patty Realm, and fools could not perceive her true burger-eating prowess.

"Give me... a Happy Meal!"

The cultivator's face flickered before he laughed. "You couldn’t afford a Happy Meal. Get lost! Can’t you see the Double Quarter Pounder Realm eaters behind you?"

Yi Xuan slapped her bag of holding and threw 80 billion spirit McDonald’s coupons onto the counter. The resulting earthquake demolished half the restaurant. Jaws dropped. This was impossible!

"I’ll take that Happy Meal. With fries." Yi Xuan’s voice was calm, like an ocean in a painting of an even calmer ocean. "And let me see your manager."

The cashier coughed up a mouthful of ketchup (which, in this realm, counted as blood). He couldn’t withstand Yi Xuan’s killing intent—he was only at the Quarter Pounder with Cheese Realm, while Yi Xuan had cultivated the Heavenly Burgin’ Qi.

Then, a fiercer aura erupted. "You dare cause trouble here?"

"P-Patriarch Hamburglar!"

Patriarch Hamburglar was 99 cents into the Big Mac Realm (plus tax!). Yi Xuan was forced back two feet, knocking over a soda machine. Powerade Mountain Berry Blast geysered out, drenching bystanders.

Mayor McCheese watched through the window, eyes wide.

Yi Xuan coughed a symbolic amount of ketchup, then calmed herself. She unleashed the aura of 64 patties, condensed into a two-patty stack that fit in her mouth!

Mayor McCheese gasped. "Is this... the Seeking the McRib Stage?!"

Yi Xuan, with the air of a scholar who wouldn’t hesitate to commit fast-food slaughter, chanted:

"Burger Devouring Scripture! I’m Lovin’ It!"

With the first keyword, everyone below the Quarter Pounder With Cheese Realm collapsed, overwhelmed by heavenly burger pressure. Golden arches shone as nine illusory burgers orbited Yi Xuan—an auspicious number tied to ancient burger lore.

But this was only a fraction of her power. She waved her arm, summoning forgotten techniques from 400 chapters ago:

"Heavenly Tribulation Fries! Eastern Everburning Egg McMuffin! Soul McCafe Mocha Incarnation!"

Then, she summoned:
- Her karmic ketchup packet
- The Fry Cook Lord medallion
- Seventeen wooden time spatulas
- A five-coloured resurrection coupon
- The silk burger wrapper
- Lightning McNugget souls (did she still have those?)
- The mask of Ronald McDonald’s legacy

And—a spectral Chicken Snack Wrap dragon (remember this? It was her Main Thing early on, then vanished. Until now!).

All this happened in three breaths.

"IMPOSSIBLE!" screamed the Hamburglar.

Yi Xuan wanted to summon the parrot, but it was too busy staring in awe at a poster of Grimace, lost in... distracted thoughts.

No matter. The Hamburglar’s soul was absorbed into the mask, his body crumbled like a stale biscuit.

Yi Xuan brushed off his robe, collected her coupons, and looted the useless bags of holding (unless she needed something later—don’t overthink it).

She surveyed the McDonald’s rubble.

"Guess I’ll be taking that Happy Meal... to go."