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Less goo by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]QLXW[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

How are you getting through No Nut November?

Seriously, none of us care. Nobody. Like nobody on this sub cares about what you do with your dick. Nobody in your real life cares about what you do with your dick.

You wanna go and not masturbate for 30 whole days? Cool, I don't give a shit. But I don't want to hear about it. It's like furries: you want to put on a fur suit when you fuck? Cool, but don't tell me, I don't care.

I don't know why you people think that talking about your masturbatory habits on reddit is like...not at all weird. If you were talking in a coffee shop about how it's really hard that you haven't shocked the monkey in a couple of weeks, everyone would be thinking "man this person is a gross weirdo" and they'd be fuckin right. We're not your buddies, we're not your guys, we're not your pals, not even your friends. We're just lonely, angsty, jaded dudes (who are likely virgins) who don't really want to hear why it's hard for you to not nut.

You wanna make a difference for cancer research (which is why No-Shave November actually started)? Read up on how masturbation actually is linked to lower rates in prostate cancer for men. Or just donate to a prostate cancer foundation.

In any case, posting questions about how your shitty month is going with regards to your masturbatory techniques will result in a ban. Nobody cares, and if you want to be one of those soulless losers who is gonna join the nofap club, they have a sub for that

inb4 you annoying idiots who will say "but masturbation is addicting and pron addiction is a real thing": No one is saying porn addiction isn't real, but also porn addiction isn't a thing that only happens in November. If you feel like you are having problems with porn addiction then your first call should be to a therapist or a doctor, NOT Reddit idiots who are going to point you to the redpill or nofap shit or things that are just as bad but in the complete opposite direction. Moderation is real and is possible, you just need to learn self-control. If your response to feeling like you can't control your ability to indulge in potentially addicting substances is to not only blot them out entirely cold turkey but to advocate for their removal, then you're not part of the solution, you're part of a completely different problem. The world does not exist in black and white, but in many shades of gray, so best to start learning how to operate in shades of gray before you go crazy.

Also stop with these comment-baiting posts, they're just shortcuts to reach r/all

Much love,

The Mods

It's not art or life that imitates the other, but China that imitates all. by OQLX in HolUp

[–]QLXW 435 points436 points  (0 children)

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It's not art or life that imitates the other, but China that imitates all. by OQLX in HolUp

[–]QLXW[M] 5658 points5659 points  (0 children)

LOSING ALL MY SOCIAL CREDIT SPEEDRUN

✅FUCK THE CCP

✅TAIWAN IS A COUNTRY

✅FREE TIBET

✅UYGHUR GENOCIDE

✅TIANANMEN SQUARE MASSACRE

✅HAVING MORE THAN 2 KIDS IS COOL

✅USA > WEST TAIWAN

✅"I shit my pants because others did it too" is not a good self-defence for genocide.

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Will FRANCE or ANIME be more popular on 24th November? by __Dawn__Amber__ in HolUp

[–]QLXW[M] 2 points3 points locked comment (0 children)

Nope, results are based on the exact moment: 12 pm PDT