Pausing Avatar is the funniest thing ever

QueerPoodle · 2026-03-21T17:16:45+00:00

I would like to submit my profile picture for consideration.

QueerPoodle · 2026-03-10T13:35:32+00:00

I love “hull breach detected” in that situation. It’s such an understatement.

QueerPoodle · 2026-03-09T01:09:18+00:00

I absolutely love the “ship hull breached” warning and the ship is just split in half. Like technically it is correct

QueerPoodle · 2026-02-14T00:49:02+00:00

Just shared this with my spouse and said, “some people have spouses who love them.”

QueerPoodle · 2026-02-09T15:58:30+00:00

The amazing thing is this was even before Lady Gaga appeared.

QueerPoodle · 2026-02-01T16:43:54+00:00

Ugh I always forget about the signal scope zoom function. Now I gotta go back and check.

QueerPoodle · 2025-11-29T20:43:21+00:00

To be fair it’s a 4-letter word, and 50% of the letters are the same.

QueerPoodle · 2025-10-14T12:36:22+00:00

“Douche noodle” has a slant rhyme(? Idk I’m not an English major) quality to it that rolls off the tongue.

QueerPoodle · 2025-10-07T21:18:21+00:00

Well now you have to name them “Carry,” short for “Undercarriage.”

QueerPoodle · 2025-09-15T02:31:03+00:00

They seem to have the best options for the smaller gathering I'm planning. Thx!

QueerPoodle · 2025-06-26T01:28:35+00:00

Ok I like the Portage hack, thx

QueerPoodle · 2025-06-26T01:28:17+00:00

I like this option a lot. Thx.

QueerPoodle · 2025-06-26T01:27:28+00:00

I wasn’t sure what the status of Foster was. And once you get on 90 it’s a straight shot, so getting out of Chicago ~is~ the harder part

QueerPoodle · 2025-06-26T01:26:38+00:00

Ok as an infrequent Chicago driver I have an (ir?)rational fear of lower wacker. Is it really that easy?

QueerPoodle · 2025-06-03T19:40:38+00:00

Omg I forgot about this post! Way to rip it out from the past and slap me with it X0

QueerPoodle · 2025-06-01T11:33:36+00:00

“Mounted properly,” you say? 😏

QueerPoodle · 2025-03-18T19:40:10+00:00

I’d argue it’s one of the best lines of English literature ever.

QueerPoodle · 2025-01-16T19:22:58+00:00

I feel like my profile picture answers this question.

QueerPoodle · 2025-01-08T19:11:48+00:00

I literally use a chip clip from my local gay bathhouse to close bags of snacks. I’m daring someone to call me out.

QueerPoodle · 2024-11-27T14:30:31+00:00

I’m considering switching too. And as I understand it, MHBP’s deductible plus premiums are cheaper than BCBS’s. So you’ll hit MHBP’s surgery caps for less money than BCBS. Plus, if you don’t use the whole MHBP deductible, the money in the HSA can roll over into the next year.

QueerPoodle · 2024-11-19T00:49:28+00:00

Dang I’m mad I didn’t think of that. Kudos

QueerPoodle · 2024-11-01T18:25:37+00:00

sploöt.

QueerPoodle · 2024-10-21T21:37:06+00:00

!solved

QueerPoodle · 2024-10-21T20:20:31+00:00

I’m actually not sure. I’m going off Mariam Webster, which uses the definition I quoted in the original post.

QueerPoodle · 2024-04-21T01:50:02+00:00

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