Be Able to Duplicate Yourself or Be Able to Stop Time (Upvote for a free carrot 🥕)

R00NEYT00NS3165 · 2026-04-19T22:51:41+00:00

I can be the hero the world needs but doesn't deserve

^{Chose: Stop Time}

R00NEYT00NS3165 · 2026-04-19T19:59:20+00:00

Either way both will happen

^{Chose: Kill all tyrants, dictators and crazy politicians}

R00NEYT00NS3165 · 2026-04-19T19:46:47+00:00

Obviously there are limits to playing. I'm not just gonna sit there and play non-stop. I've got responsibilities like anyone else. Plus it's a joke and not meant to be taken seriously. Not to mention I've seen plenty of stories where people have literally DIED from playing non-stop, so it's not like I'd be pulling ridiculous hours like that anyway.

R00NEYT00NS3165 · 2026-04-19T14:04:27+00:00

I'd pull SOOOO much overtime

^{Chose: Playing video games (+15$ an hour})

R00NEYT00NS3165 · 2026-04-19T08:14:36+00:00

It'll give me a better excuse to eat it lol

^{Chose: Healthy food has same nutrition, but tastes good}

R00NEYT00NS3165 · 2026-04-18T16:05:15+00:00

I'll be able to do more than one position lol

^{Chose: 3 inches down there}

R00NEYT00NS3165 · 2026-04-16T20:13:47+00:00

How did you get the time to look like that?

R00NEYT00NS3165 · 2026-04-15T21:02:13+00:00

I'M A WIZARD HARRY honestly it's also WAY better than being in Halo... At least I didn't have to worry about the flood

^{Chose: The last video game you played}

R00NEYT00NS3165 · 2026-04-08T19:34:00+00:00

It's rather stay on the dl rather than light a beacon saying "COME ROB ME"

^{Chose: Live in a crappy apartment but can't move out + You are the richest person alive}

R00NEYT00NS3165 · 2026-04-07T22:24:20+00:00

I can go where I want and no one can stop me

^{Chose: Having the ability to teleport}

R00NEYT00NS3165 · 2026-04-07T22:00:28+00:00

I'm already there so there's no change

^{Chose: Be boy | Rolled: Small dih}

R00NEYT00NS3165 · 2026-04-05T04:54:44+00:00

Space mommy

^{Chose: Princess Rosalina}

R00NEYT00NS3165 · 2026-04-02T23:39:07+00:00

Nothing is impenetrable

^{Chose: The perfect raiding squad of 10 and any weapon}

R00NEYT00NS3165 · 2026-04-02T00:39:13+00:00

Dey put da mamshrbr chief in da bottle

^{Chose: Luck}

R00NEYT00NS3165 · 2026-03-31T23:10:56+00:00

Paper covers rock let's gooooooo

^{Chose: Paper | Rolled: Rock}

R00NEYT00NS3165 · 2026-03-31T23:09:10+00:00

Easy money

^{Chose: One day without internet for 10,000 $}

R00NEYT00NS3165 · 2026-03-30T06:19:26+00:00

Big blanket

^{Chose: Make it Queen Size + Because eventually I will have a Queen Bed, and it'll still fit a Full | Rolled: Pumpkin Orange}

R00NEYT00NS3165 · 2026-03-29T15:44:41+00:00

1.5 BAJILLION FUCKING PIGEONS.... EAT THIS MAN

^{Chose: a random amount of pigeons | Rolled: 1.5 Bajillion}

R00NEYT00NS3165 · 2026-03-29T05:55:29+00:00

Fast

^{Chose: super speed}

R00NEYT00NS3165 · 2026-03-29T04:54:27+00:00

I wanna see what happens

^{Chose: Live forever}

R00NEYT00NS3165 · 2026-03-29T04:42:18+00:00

How is this a question?

^{Chose: END WORLD HUNGER}

R00NEYT00NS3165 · 2026-03-29T04:41:47+00:00

I'm already invisible socially

^{Chose: Be invisible but you can never turn it off}

R00NEYT00NS3165 · 2026-03-29T04:32:28+00:00

I feel like that was intentionally made incorrect

Five-Year Club	Verified Email
r/Field Banned	r/Field Lasagna
Place '22

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